why finish a story when i could start three more

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I write stuff occasionally

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

I'm 'Roarin' Out to Go!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Yes! I know that I have the transparent background on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol

Inactive. iamsinner on Discord.

A man trapped in a office room with a bunch of techno-colored ponies that just want the man meat between my feet.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.