Leavin' on a southern train…. Only yesterday, you lied…
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
"Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." Romans 12:21
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
If only I could be as grossly incandescent as the sun..
That guy pictured above is not, in fact, Ryan Gosling. That would be the picture of a kid that enjoys manly activities, like looking good, eating cupcakes, and writing about magical talking horses.