I've been gone for quite a while, haven't I?
Well, as terrible as they seem, I do have my reasons.
1. Burning and/or exploding the enemy team of Team Fortress 2
2. Life in general
3. Video games
and # 4. Writers block.
Don't worry, i'll make a legitimate update for something eventually but for now, go find someone else's stories to read.
Mine are god awful in need of improvement anyway.