I recently began a story called hacker_in_equestria.txt, but never finished it, and it has become really irrelevant now, so I'm not gonna finish it. In the slight chance that somebody wants to read it, it's on DeviantArt RIGHT HERE, and it's at the bottom of this page in the "Works In Progress" section. The password is swordartonlineisawesome, which means that if you want to read it for some reason, but hate SAO, you'll have to type it anyway. That's all :)
I HAVE RELEASED AN UNFINISHED STORY
Important Info About Me
I'm a Christian and am not ashamed of it. I will never post stuff that's NSFW
That's all.
"When" One Shot Series
Here's a list of the currently posted "When" one shots. Go read 'em.
1.When Pinkie Pie Actually Took Her Medicine (If you want to read this one, PM me. Certain circumstances have caused me to take it down.)
2.When Fluttershy Accidentally Killed Celestia
3.When Rainbow Dash Went To A Casino (and what happened because of it)
4.When Rarity Got Busted
5.When Twilight Sparkle Had A Strange Crossover Dream
6.When Applejack Helped Leonardo DiCaprio Win An Oscar
7.When The Mane 6................(THE FINALE! COMING SOON!)
The "When" One Shot Series Part I (In order)
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When Pinkie Pie Actually Took Her Medicine Something's wrong with Pinkie Pie..... SHE'S SOPHISTICATED!?!?!?!? 1,524 words · 23 · 10
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When Fluttershy Accidentally Killed Celestia Fluttershy accidentally kills Celestia. Enough said. 3,284 words · 19 · 19
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When Rainbow Dash Went to a Casino (and what happened because of it) The gang goes to the F&F Casino and Rainbow Dash screws up. 3,756 words · 15 · 1
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When Rarity Got Busted Though she may not know it, Rarity has done something highly illegal, and the fuzz is right on her tail 2,816 words · 15 · 5
The "When" One Shot Series Part II (In order) PLUS Some of my favorite stories I've made.
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When Twilight Sparkle Had A Strange Crossover Dream Twilight Sparkle thought that Equestria and the rest of her world was all that was all that was out there, but boy was she wrong... 3,112 words · 5 · 7
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When Applejack Helped Leonardo DiCaprio Win An Oscar The unthinkable happens, Leonardo DiCaprio's dreams have finally become reality, he has won an Oscar. But none of it could have happened without the help of a brutally honest pony. 2,404 words · 17 · 4
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When Spike and the CMC Went Goth Our friend Spike was on a walk through Ponyville when he noticed a band playing a concert at a park. A heavy metal band. He then turned goth. 3,837 words · 8 · 8
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Obama Golfs In Equestria When a boy squirrel and a girl squirrel love each other very much, Fluttershy decides to conduct a marriage for them on the most beautiful fields in Canterlot. But alas, President Obama had to golf there. 2,162 words · 47 · 12
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Pinkie Pie Makes Cupcakes (in a non-violent way) In this terribly boring trollfic, Pinkie Pie makes cupcakes. (No, this is not related to the infamous horror story) 1,109 words · 11 · 3
Stuff About Yours Truly
So Fimfiction has the short bio thing at the top, but not an option for a full one. So here's my version of a full one.
My address is 12345, As If I'd Ever Actually Tell You Street, Somewhere, Arkansas, United States
Where I come from, about 70%-80% of people speak in the same accent as Applejack and the rest of her wondrous family. I'm in the 20%-30% that doesn't, but I'm not Northern. I guess I don't have too much of an accent.
I'm a football (American) fan. My favorite teams would be the Arkansas Razorbacks and the Dallas Cowboys (you either love or hate the Cowboys, and I'm on the love side)
I'm a Republican with some Libertarian views, but I'm still pro-life. (not sure where I stand on the legality gay marriage though)
I'm straight and single, but not ready to mingle. Especially with strangers on the Internet that I probably will never meet. I still like all of you, but not in a "like like" way.
Most importantly, I'm a Christian. And unlike some so-called "Christians", I won't hate on anyone with conflicting beliefs.
That's all!
Most Important Stuff About Yours Truly
I believe in God the Father, Almighty
Maker of Heaven and Maker of Earth
And in Jesus Christ
His only begotten Son, our Lord
He was conceived by the Holy Spirit
Born of the virgin Mary
Suffered under Pontius Pilate
He was crucified and dead and buried
I believe that He who suffered
Was crucified, buried, and dead
He descended into hell and
On the third day, rose again
He ascended into Heaven where
He sits at God's mighty right hand
I believe that He's returning to
Judge the quick and the dead
Of the sons of men
I believe what I believe
It's what makes me what I am
I did not make it, no it is making me
It is the very truth of God and not
The invention of any man
-Rich Mullins, Creed
Some Stuff Others Wrote That Should Be Read By All
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My Little Pyongyang: Friendship is Mandatory Celestia has peace talks with Kim Jong Un. They do not go well. 1,869 words · 20 · 0
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Twilight Sparkle vs Social Inequality When Twilight is accused of nepotism, her friends rush to her defense! Sortof. 3,607 words · 965 · 80
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Dang O' Ponies, I Tell You What Hank Hill's world ended, so he is transported, with his friends, to Equestria! 26,422 words · 82 · 14
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The Prince Returns A story about a Tan Pegasus and the Mane Six saving Equestria from Everlasting Darkness. 118,085 words · 24 · 4
Happy Hearthswarming!
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The Hearth's Warming Horseshoes It was almost Hearth's Warming time, there I stood in another line. Trying to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Hearth's Warming mood... 2,296 words
Guess my username ain't as original as I thought. Oh, well.
2064929 No. I live in Bryant. But hey! Another Arkansas Brony! Our numbers are growing...
Hey man, do you live anywhere need Rogers or Bentonville, Arkansas? I live in Rogers.
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hehehehe, I thyink at least one of my stories offended people :P I still write for it though XD hahahaha!
i can't wait to hit One hundred, its going to be awesome saucy~ :D
2063211 Good, glad to hear it.
Anytime.
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