Augustus smiled as he got back to work, waving idly to several agents of Section 13 as he made his way towards his office. The trip back from the island had been relaxing and uneventful. Valmont, Bai Tza, Po Kong, and Hsi Wu had all known what had happened with him, but had said nothing about it. Only Bai Tza and Po Kong had changed behavior at all, with Bai Tza observing him with an amused expression on occasion in a way that set Valmont to chuckling the first time, and Po Kong was surprisingly tender when it came to his recovery, while making sure others on the plane didn't realize he was in recovery. Hsi Wu had sent him one smug smirk with a thumbs up that he refused to explain to Jade where others would overhear, and then had acted like he always had.
Valmont had acted like nothing whatsoever had changed, and wasn't even surprised by what he'd pulled off. In a private moment, Augustus had actually asked him about it, and while he hadn't been surprised that Valmont had been completely aware of the events - even if the nature of the Labyrinth and the spells on the island prevented him from interfering in any way that could be considered constructive - he had been surprised by his response.
"My good Captain, even before I began...investing...in magic, you were a worthy opponent in the game of Crime and Law. I never had any doubts about your capabilities, and knew that short of someone higher up the threat level than a Guardian Warlord sticking their oar in, you would handle it. Honestly, the only thing surprising about it was how bad your injuries were. Were you sandbagging them because you're still put out you won't get to put me behind bars? That would be terribly disappointing."
...he was glad that conversation had ended soon after.
Once he'd made it home, he'd slept for most of the weekend, stopping only to eat the highly nutritious, high energy, tasty but easily digestible dishes that Po Kong had prepared specifically to help speed his recovery. As a result, he was now fully recovered, full of energy, and ready to get to work. There were problems that needed solving, and he had promises to keep, and Realms to cross before he slept.
He paused briefly as that thought crossed his mind to glance at the pendant he now wore, the one Fujin gave him that granted him the wind empowered form. Ever since he'd gotten back from Outworld, he'd noticed his thoughts sometimes taking a more lyrical, epic tone whether they needed them or not. Maybe it was killing a god, maybe it was feeling divine power...or maybe he needed a psych eval or vacation. Putting it from his mind, he swung open his office door and went to his In Tray.
As he'd expected, there was a device with Raiden's symbol on it, plainly the promised beacon. Under it were two files, one on the Netherrealm and the other on the Kyttin. He quickly opened them both, flipping through the papers within as he began to look for information that could give him somewhere to begin.
"Were it anyone else, I might be offended that you didn't even notice me as you went for those papers, especially when one of those files is for helping another woman," a familiar voice spoke up far closer than was to be expected.
Augustus' eyes jerked back from the files. "Sheeva?" he asked in surprise as he turned towards the source of the voice. "I wasn't expecting..." His voice trailed off as he actually caught sight of her and his breath left him completely.
Sheeva lounged across the second desk in his office - the one he normally used for setting up presentations for planned operations - and was looking across at him with a smirk and a smoldering gaze. She was dressed - generously speaking, if you could call it that - in what looked like a red cross between a slingkini and leotard, one that looked like it was on the verge of falling open and letting her bust spill out if not for the golden chain that held it more tightly closed at her waist. She was propped up on one arm, another hand at her hip, with her lower set of arms crossed under her bust only enhancing the way they were presented. Her smirk widened as she saw him lose nearly all control and discipline at the sight she was presenting. "Then again," she continued in a throaty purr, "your dedication to duty is one of many things that led me to choosing to be here like this, so instead I suppose I'm more worried about your sense of your surroundings that you missed me here." Her voice had a hint of concern, but the vast majority of the tone was playful.
Augustus chuckled awkwardly. "I guess I just didn't sense any danger?" he offered nervously. "Though I'm no longer so certain about that..."
Sheeva laughed indulgently as she luxuriously shifted to her feet, stretching in a most suggestive manner as she slowly walked towards him. "I do hope you can take some time away from your duties, though," she commented somewhat dryly, a light that was more than just amusement in her eyes.
Augustus swallowed nervously. He wasn't entirely certain where this was going, but he knew he was way out of his depth. "Uhh..." he managed to get out before swallowing convulsively, trying to get his mouth clear...and not drool despite what was now at eye level as she leaned towards him, one arm on each side against two walls of his office as she somehow managed to back him into the corner without him being aware of it, her other two arms still crossed under her bust and pushing it up suggestively. "Does...does ritual combat play some role in Shokan courtship I'm unaware of?" he finally managed to ask awkwardly.
Sheeva chuckled a trifle wickedly. "It can...Augustus Kahn," she purred eagerly.
Augustus' blood went cold for a completely different reason than what had been making it uncomfortably hot until now. "My family name is Black," he pointed out, somewhere between hopefully and defensively.
"Your title...is Kahn," Sheeva corrected comfortingly.
Despite the situation, Augustus felt his heart sinking. "I was afraid of that..." he muttered under his breath. "Bad day..."
"Cheer up, my Kahn," Sheeva purred comfortingly. "It means you have all of Outworld at your disposal to keep your promises. And there are...other perks..." She sent a suggestive shake down her body.
"I'm not interested in getting that from a title anymore than I have been in any of the offers I've gotten as 'thanks' for protecting the Realm," Augustus grumbled irritably, his eyes briefly glancing to a different sort of file by his In Tray, containing all sorts of invitations to properly 'thank' him and 'reward' his efforts, from the politely worded to the far more blatant...some including pictures. That had honestly been more embarrassing than titillating for him, though.
"I am pleased to hear it," Sheeva offered warmly, her tone now more serious than playful despite the warmth. "Though Kahn or not, Augustus, I would be here for you like this either way..." Her grin widened to an almost but not quite predatory level.
Augustus swallowed nervously, despite his body deciding it quite liked the way this was going. "Are...are you sure this is the...best time for this?" he managed to ask.
"Does the door lock?" Sheeva asked playfully.
"Uh...yes?"
"Then any time is a good time," she whispered, the purr of her voice shifting towards an eager growl as she reached over to lock the door.
Augustus swallowed audibly, his eyes far wider than he anticipated they could manage. "A...aiyah..."
Sheeva let off a playfully wicked chuckle in response.
I can already see the next chapter being titled "Again?"
I see Black managed to add two catchphrases to the counter in the midst of his anxiety. He definitely earned all his perks.
Ladies and gentlemen, the ship has sailed.
Nice, that's all I have to say
Yay!!!!! The ship has been sailed
Now I'm wondering is it mortals, demi-gods, or gods that want to give him their "thanks".
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Yes.
Hilarious and in keeping with him i wonder how long till hes fighting of armies after the title and wanting him as a husband
SHIP! SAILED!
lmao. oh man Mr Black is getting some reward. if this keeps up they'll be more weddings then Uncles age.
Ah ha ha ha ha! Looking forward to more.
Keep up the great work. Deus tecum.
Augustus has been promoted without his consent ...again. Jackie would feel glad that he was not the one to fight in the Outworld.
Giggity.....that is all
The ship has sail and Augustus Khan now rules over the Outer World from his office. Tatsurou you never disappoint. Keep up the good work and I eagerly await the Oni mask arc.
10576944 With full fleet escort!
10576957 Considering WHO Black took down and did it HARD, the question is more along the lines of is not!!!
Yeah, kinda figured he'd get a new shiny title considering that titles like that usually go to the victor.
I think Sheeva is about to send him right back into recovery. Just remember kids, death by snu-snu is a real thing!
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I called it early on, and Black's reaction doesn't disappoint.
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Lure the usurpers and suiters to the same location, then sneak away during the free-for-all to get some actual work done.
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Sailed? It already did a tour around the world... both za warudos
WOOT
Nuff said.
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Well, not much to say here except good for Captain Black, he earned it!
p.s. I do wonder how season 3 will pan out, obviously your going to do something completely different with it...but I'm sure it'll be great! Can't wait to see it!
10 bucks says Jackie response is Laughter when Captain Black explains what's happening...
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suckers bet...
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is that even possible? Uncle is Uncle...
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Sneaky just throw in some booze and it should sort itself out
Well the CMC will be bringing in quite the backup when they rejoin the main timeline. I hope Tirek is going to be ready because this universe knows kombat.
OK, so effectively the jade counsil is at his beck and call should he need it, an 'oh shit' summoning tool to call Raiden, sheeva claiming him as her mate (if I'm reading that right), a divinity medallion that won't screw him over and finally all of the outrealm's denizens just a call away..... OK so how the hell does he get away with this and still be friggin' mortal!? Also, is he gonna survive a frisky sheeva? Fantastic job on this arc, couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes at the end and can't wait to see the Chan clan's reaction to him introducing his new lover. Please don't stop with the funnies cause I love reading this kinda hilarity.
I knew it.😏
Black is probably going to die from 'that' or at least get a shatter pelvis. Lucky Bastard!
Achievement unlocked, bitches.
Hell yeah, go get it, Cap.
WHO HAD THE COUNTER???
Chapter Two Hundred Fifteen
"Bad Day"
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Chapter Count: 1
Total Count: 50
(BACK IN BUSINESS, BABY!)
"I'm not his/your Mistress!"
Chapter Count: 0
Total Count: 12
A well deserved bout of Snu-Snu, Augustus Khan.
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Well technically this universe does not know kombat, Augustus went to quite a bit of trouble to make sure of it...
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jest saying dude. look at how many ships are going on in this story.
Black you lucky son of a bitch! Your living every guys dream right now. lmao!
Who had the Aiyah! counter????
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i think the Fourth Fleet just set sail...
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now we're getting an armada.
Go Sheeva!!! But after Augustus gets used to her current garb she should switch to a sexy secretary outfit, then some slinky dresses.
Also, anyone who gives the new Khan grief should get the ultimate punishment: a group of sports drink fueled CMC dumped into their lap.
Also, I can see Sheeva grabbing the reward offers pile and winnowing through them with comments like “skank!” “Oh I met her once, she’s nice!” “Her parents made her send this, let her meet the ponies and she’ll back you for life!” And “I’d do her!” With the last getting Augustus to spit take.
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Keep in mind that includes several from Goddesses on the Jade Council...and a few Gods. :P
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I can see Amaterasu’s idea of a reward being showing up in Wolf form to lick Augustus’ face while Sheeva laughs. On a side note, can Sonya Blade, Jax, and any other law officers from Mortal Kombat be retconned into Section 9 officers???
I see the good Captain's picked up more than magical knowledge from Clan Chan.
Tohru takes one look at the Captain and pulls out a buisness card
T: "You're gonna want to buy a bed from these guys."
A: "I'm sleeping just fine..."
T: "I live with three very...energetic minotaur maidens, I know when someone else has a supernatural bedmate...Though I must ask if I should say mates or-"
A: "Singular. About your height and possibly your weight in pure muscle."
T: "...death by snu-snu..."
A: *mumbling* "without that slight boon from Fujin quite possibly..."
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If I remember right Sonya and Jax's daughter are actually in the military so I would see there families working more with a Veil Special Forces Unit, since Section 9 is more of a CIA/FBI form of law enforcement agency.
F-f-fatality?
10578133 THAT Fatality would be one that many would try NOT to avoid
I wonder if VoidRunner will be happy that his counter is finally getting updated
Hopefully the next chapter’s title is called “Again?”
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To stop that would take something divine.
Good thing Kahn-Black has one.
And that, fillies and colts, is how our good Veil Captain and reigning Outworld Khan became a man and started his own harem...
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Saving the world: proven chick magnet since the dawn of fiction.
Wasn't "Aiyah" Uncle's thing? I remember that Jackie was the one with "Bad day!" as a catchphrase when crazy things happen.
Bad day counter:
(needs to be counted out.)
"Aiyah" (in any form):
(counted out) +1
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Honestly, Black is a good example of what a man like Lex could be if they turned good. There are heroic versions of Lex after all. Well... at least 1 XD
If Veil Captain Augustus Black Khan joins the final fight in the final pony fan fic in this series then that's adding more crap for the fan.
Armies upon armies and the greatest warriors against Infinite Tirek... That may be the most ambitious crossover, hands down.