“Anything yet, Twilight?” Rainbow Dash remarked.
Twilight Sparkle hovered invisibly around the canoe, peering deeply into the undulating waves. The two boats were nearly half a kilometer away from the western edge of the Atoll; the land strips were distant brown-and-green lines on the bobbing horizon.
“Twilight?” Rainbow coughed/uttered at the same time.
Twilight turned about, shaking her head. “Not even a spark... or a glimmer,” she said. “Rainbow...” She hovered closer, whispering as though the other ponies might somehow hear her. “What if our first encounter with Ultimo was an isolated incident?”
Rainbow glanced over her shoulder at the yawning Nealenders in their boats. “These guys are whacked-out meatheads,” Rainbow murmured under her breath. “But they're at least honest.” She glanced at the phantom unicorn. “If they claim to have 'hunted' Ultimo multiple times, then I believe them.”
“Yes, only they've never had a scale by which they could predict his appearances,” Twilight said. She gazed apathetically at the pile of spears packed inside their canoe. “It's almost as if we're grasping at straws to make anything happen.”
Rainbow smirked ever so slightly. “You're not really a fan of winging it, are you?”
“Anything that lacks a statistical scientific objectivity just...” Twilight shuddered. “...makes me feel like my insides are filled with Spike's claws raking against chalkboard.”
“Wowsers, Twilight,” Rainbow chuckled quietly. “That's quite the friggin' pull. Heh.”
“So, my good mare,” Theanim spoke from where he sat beside a barely-awake Kaji. “When are you ever going to tell me about this 'Twilight?'”
Twilight blushed. Rainbow instantly clammed up.
Theanim Mane smirked. “You've told me about your Princess Luna and Princess Celestia. How exactly does Princess Twilight fit in?”
“I'm not a Princess!”
“She's not a princess,” Rainbow Dash grunted.
Theanim arched his eyebrow. “Do I detect some hostility in your tone?”
“Meh.” Rainbow slumped against the side of the canoe with a sigh. “Forgive me if I'm not a fan of you calling me out on the Verlaxion debate in front of everypony.”
“What...” Theanim gestuered towards Silver and Flare's boat off to the side. “You mean in front of our mutual serpent-hunters here?”
“It was totally uncool.”
“Still, they seemed... erm... totally un-uncool with the concepts you've divulged,” Theanim said with a smirk. “If you forgive the double negative.”
Rainbow turned her head and squinted at the stallion. “...I can't tell when you're serious about stuff or when you're not.”
“I am seriously curious,” Theanim said. “Ever and always. Your visualizations on Verlaxion cosmology are quite intriguing—”
“They're not visualizations, Dr. Dude,” Rainbow grumbled. “They're observations.”
“And how do you know you're not deluding yourself?”
Rainbow sat straight up with a snarling tone to her voice: “Because I'm not you!”
Kaji snorted, then rolled back into sleep.
Theanim, meanwhile, frowned at the mare. “Well, now that's rather harsh—”
“Is it?!” Rainbow gnashed her teeth. “At least I've flown out into the real world and put myself into places to observe everything! Even if I had a faith in my Princesses and in Harmony, I'd sure as heck have had them tested by now!”
“And just what would you have learned?”
“Simply this!” Rainbow sat up straight across from him. “Princesses or Goddesses... Queens or Divines... what matters in life is you and how you decide to deal with crud! You don't learn the same thing by sitting on a pile of all of yesterday's dusty dogma and pretending to call it scientific message!”
“That's scientific 'method,'” Twilight said. She smiled. “But, all things considered, bravo!”
“Twilight, I've got this—srnkkk!” Rainbow winced. “Stop catching me off-guard, will ya!”
Theanim couldn't help but blink. “...I don't know if you're insanely brilliant or brilliantly insane.”
“What's it even matter to you?!” She frowned at the stallion. “You know, for a photographer, you could stand to open your eyes more!”
Theanim's ears folded back. When he spoke, it was in a curiously soft tone: “What do you think I've been trying to do, Miss Dash?”
Rainbow gazed at him, panting at the end of her outburst. She was briefly at a loss of words.
“Uhhh... Rainbow?” Twilight murmured, squirming in mid-air.
“From now on,” Rainbow Dash droned. “I don't wanna hear another word about Verlaxion or the Scientific Order or the Six Tribes.” She frowned. “Let's just keep things to Ultimo and the Shard, alright?”
“Rainbow...?!” Twilight spun faster and faster circles around the canoe.
“If you wanna begin your own philosophical journey, do it on your own time, buddy,” Rainbow snarled. “I'm busy doing far more important things!”
“Rainbow!” Twilight hollered in the pegasus' ear.
Rainbow jerked to the side. “Friggin' what?!?” Almost instantly, her wings drooped.
A giant mass had formed beneath the waves, growing larger and larger. The surface of the ocean began bubbling.
“Is there something the matter, Miss Dash?” Theanim remarked, standing up.
“It'll be here in seconds, Rainbow!” Twilight's voice cracked. “I've never sensed something that big move so fast before—”
“He's here! He's here!” Rainbow shouted, hovering up from where she sat. “Uhm... evasive splashing... or something!”
“Snkkkt—Huh?” Kaji awoke, eyes bleary. “What?”
“Ultimo? Pffft!” Sora smirked. “I don't see so much as a tadpole!”
“Unnnngh!” Rainbow tossed her eyes—and her mane. “Hold on!” She zipped towards the rear of the canoe and gave it a mighty shove.
“Hey!” Kaji yelped, falling over against Theanim in the canoe. “That's my job! What do you think you're doing... land... … walker...” His breath gave way as he felt the spray of water from every fathomable direction. Flare and Silver yelped from the adjacent vessel.
“Don't be silly,” Nick said, sealing the edges of the freshly patched hull. “If worse comes to worse, I'd buy her a wig.”
“Oh please...” Sinrar rolled his eyes, lounging in the shade of a palm tree a few spaces away from where the younger stallion worked on the Swan Song. The old professor fanned himself and smirked. “You'll never bring the bird back to K.M.C.A. So why bother daydreaming about it?”
“Okay, for one—don't call mares 'birds.' It's not polite.”
“She's got wings, though, eh?”
“Not all pegasi are the same!” Nick pouted. “Flare's nothing at all like Rainbow Dash, so stop comparing her to the harpy—I mean...” His purple eyes crossed.
“Hah hah hah hah!” Sinrar laughed.
“Hrmmmf...” Nick folded his forelimbs. “Why do you friggin' care anyways?”
“Huzzuwhat?”
“Stop acting as if there's an ounce of you inside that crusty old shell that would give a darn about my romantic exploits.”
“Nothing romantic about a ship that was sunk long before it was cast off, larva,” Sinrar said. “Besides... who says it'd be you doing the exploiting. Hrmmmf. Young idiots these days just don't know what they're trotting into.”
Nick squinted at the graying pegasus. “...you are concerned about me, aren't you?”
“Hmmm?” Sinrar blinked, then frowned. “Merde! The sun's gotten to your empty head! Give it a rest already...”
“Heheheheh...” Nick grinned. “I never thought I'd feel so tingly inside.”
“Shove off!” Sinrar barked. “Sorry to crush your dreams, but I'm not putting a dress on and asking you to the ball.”
“Heh.” Nick turned once more towards the Swan Song. “The only thing that'd ever date you, old stallion, is one of those ancient deer from beyond the Blight that you've dug up.”
“For the last time, I never dug up any of the Val Roans—” Sinrar's speech cut off. His pupils shrank as he sat up in a shocked stupor. “Mon dieu...”
“Hmm?” Nick traced the professor's line of sight. He gazed out into the sea, then instantly grimaced.
A gigantic skyscraper had emerged from the waters—only it wasn't a tower at all, but the lengthy hide of an enormous sea serpent lunging over three hundred feet out of the ocean's surface. It's cavernous jaws dribbled with water, snapping at the open air. After a torturous eternity, the weight of it collapsed back into the brine, sending horrendous waves rippling in every direction.
There was no sign of the canoes anywhere.
Hoshit.
Ohhhh
yesno. Here we go, final stretch.-Spirit
For shame. Even the heretic is less heretical than you.
Lay it on 'em Dash!
I predict Swan Song will sink again.
So more philosophic debate. Stupid Ultimo interrupting! I really enjoy those friendly civilized discussions between Rainbow and Teanim. Why you gots to ruin everything?
6007969 Yeah, that's what Swan Song gets for constantly telling IC to fuck off.
"Sploosh"
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When I first started paying attention to the comments section for these stories and saw him commenting on Twi/Nick, I hoped his ship would crash. Then he became a ship, and I celebrated its destruction. And I continue to celebrate the deeper it sinks. And I shall call forth to the heavens with zeal when it sinks again!
He ate them, didn't he? I guess that's one way to get the shard out of its teeth. Which just leaves the question of how they'll get back out.
*looks at the author's name nervously*
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Commencing Pinocchio sequence.
Oh boy. This is going to be a heck of a doozy. I think everyone involved might have underestimated Ultimo here.
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If only we could get an awesome fight atop a moving train. Sadly, it appears the last rail was in Equestria.
Ah snap crackle pop! And man I wish Rainbow would be willing to share a little of her burden with Theamin.
6008127 didnt we have one with those foxes in Ledo way back in Innavedr? When Josho/EE were still chained together. I'm pretty sure that was the last train we saw. Either way, time to see what Ultimo looks like on the inside. Really gonna need that light of Zadubadabu right now.
Well, at least rainbow doesn't have to do it by herself
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And the sad irony of it all is that I never shipped Nick and Flare to begin with.
6008221 Does it count as a ship if it's just one-night-stands and snu snu? (or hinting at such)
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So you're all saying that this might turn into something along the lines of Gears of War 2: Nematode Cardiac Surgery?
Also, I'm digging the Captain Ahab allusion in the chapter title.
Evasive splashing, that would be adorable. Except for, yoy know, they're about to get eaten by a seaserpent.
Also Kaji, that's why you don't sleep on the fucking job.
Owch. This made me cringe just thinking about it. That's like, the opposite of how your insides should feel.
Was I the only one reminded of this?
https://youtu.be/RFinNxS5KN4?t=1m6s
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You know that means it has to end with someone suplexing the train, right?
... God, it's going to be like the Monstro fight in Kingdom Hearts.
6007969 It's IC's eternal balancing act. A few chapters of setup leads to action leads to a breather leads to philosophy and debate leads to more action.
6008181 No, the last train was in Val Roa. #Kerainetrain God, I miss the Jury
Fockin' sea monsters...
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So...is this about to be like Monstrous from Pinnochio?
Also, if that crystal has chaos metal in it, is his innards effectively going to be Inside Jabu-Jabu's Belly from OoT?
6008221 Go figures, the one pair Nick doesn't ship crashes his boat... or something... I got nothing.
Hopefully this ends better than Moby Dick.
Call me Austraeoh
6008027 Now that would be an hilarious escape.
Once again, we see just how much Dash's travels have changed her,and how articulate she can be when aggravated.
And now I have to input my little rhyme manually cause my laptop charge died and I'm doing this from a tablet. Fun.
-Memories given light, ease a lonely flight. Ynanhluutr
6008940 Dying and strapped to a monstrous object (chaos sarcophagus anyone?) hasn't stopped her before.
Giant reptile that appears rarely and when doing do, destructively. Is intelligent, sneaky, and interacted with chaos metal and a Machine world portal leaving a block of magically enhance ice behind.
Um, guys? has it been mentioned before, that Ultimo might actually be the big stick herself?
Ultimo might be armoured on the outside, but unless he has a shoe load of magical healing, massive miltiple peristaltic perforations usually leads to only one end result.
There you are, Rainbow, you got exactly what you wanted.
Now deal with it.
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I'm not worried about her, its everyone else.
I have the urge to re-read Moby Dick
....
fuck
*wanders of to find his old copy*
*realizes he sold it for several hundred dollars, as it was a gold-leaf-fancy edition*
fuck
*goes to library to check out copy*
*libraries copy is out, and not due back for a week*
fuck
*remembers the internet is a thing, that he happens to be on*
fuck
6009673 Yup, the Internet's a thing. Here ya go:
Moby Dick; or, The Whale
by Herman Melville
It's even legal. The copyright expired ages ago.
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you friend, have saved me an age
and perhaps cost me another
Everyone's wondering what Ultimo's gonna look like on the inside, or whether or not Nick's gonna have his first shaved experience, and I'm just sitting here marveling at how Thunker Meat is slowly becoming more likable.
MY CHOICES ARE MY OWN, IC! STOP MAKING ME LIKE PONIES I DISLIKE!!!! I DON'T LIKE CHANGING MY MIND!!!!! IT'S HARD!!!!!
Actually, it's pretty awesome. Do continue, good Sir.
Glurkk eh what? . . . oh. . .ok
EGAH!
My mental imagery almost killed me.
I'm finding Sinrar more and more similar to Josho.
I guess we're not going to come out of the blow hole on this one, huh? Too bad things can't be simple like in Pinocchio.
He ate them and they're gonna come back through an imploding colon, calling it now.
I know you're stressed, Rainbow, but that was a bit harsh.
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Very harsh. Especially when he is trying to open his mind to something that goes against everything he ever believed in ... and albeit a bit pompous, his hearts in the right-ish place.
"Call me Fluttershy."
Ponies use nautical metaphors too?!
I rather enjoy Rainbow and Theanim's exchanges. Rainbow did come off a bit harsh, but patience has never been her strong suit. She'll probably realize soon enough.
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Alright, Ponies vs. Ultimo, Round 2! FIGHT!