Have you ever just been having a regular day, then suddenly, BAM, you're dead? Well, no, of course you haven't. But what do you expect to happen after you die? If the answer was getting shoved into an overly pink copy of a pony princess, you'd be lying. Worse yet, she made me an alicorn just like her, which causes a whole new set of problems.

Unfortunately, she was adamant that I stay and become her twin sister. I ditched her immediately in my bumbling confusion and fear, and who could blame me? The last thing on my mind was being here! Ponies, princesses, and twin sisters? What kind of fantasy story was that? I was on the run, hiding from guard patrols, and fighting for my next meal. However, my own hubris caught up to me in the end, and her super powerful mother, Cadance, found me and made me see how stupid I was being. And Cadance, is an absolutely crazy powerful pony, with an even more powerful maternal instinct. So when it came down to her word against mine, she was really hard to convince, and she wasn't taking no for an answer.

(AKA, Super wholesome, fluffy, found family. And me having fun tugging on heartstrings.)
(Cover image by: me)

It was there a second ago,
I don't know where it went.

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My thanks to GORynytch for translating this into Russian
Links can be found here. Tabun, FicBook, PonyFiction, and Google Docs

Gordon Ramsay walks into Sugarcube Corner and orders a cupcake.

Then he savagely critiques it.

What more is there to say?

Rated T because Gordon.

Featured 8/27 & 8/28/2021!! Thank y'all so much!

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

Now with another reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan!

In an alternate universe, Golden Harvest, or Carrot Top, is Lady Harvest, the Queen of Equestria. Having forced her subjects to eat nothing but carrots for their entire lives, she is facing a crisis. Ponies are revolting, and only with the help of her faithful student, Roseluck, can she expect to get through this in one piece.

If you take this seriously, you have nobody to blame but yourself for whatever happens.

Obviously, the title is a play on words of the Red Hot Chili Peppers song, "Monarchy of Roses".

Reader, in ancient days, the old lords of the world numbered in thousands. Then hundreds. Then even less.
Now, they are found only in tapestries and fanciful ballads.
The creatures are all vanished. All but one.

Rumors say there are more of him, somewhere far away. A young and supposedly gifted mage called Star Swirl, and Heartstrings, a gentle spinster, have joined him on a journey to find the rest.

Featured in The Royal Guard's Fic Spotlight #5
TV Tropes page (that could use more love)

Hey there, party ponies! It's your bestest, bubbliest, most fun-loving filly friend, Pinkie Pie, here to get you up and groovin' like it's 1985! Ever wanted to feel like the raddest aerobics star in all of Equestria? Well, now's your chance! Grab those leg warmers, slap on a neon headband, and join me for a workout adventure that's totally gonna rock your socks off!

Just picture this: You're chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and then—BAM!—you stumble upon the coolest Fimfiction story ever! It's got me, Pinkie Pie, rocking an 80s vibe so hard, even the synthwave is jealous. As soon as you hit play, you're transported back in time with the sweetest 80s beats, and suddenly, there I am, ready to lead you through the most fun, fabulous, and funky workout you've ever done!

We'll stretch, we'll wiggle, we'll jump like we're bouncing on jellybeans, and we'll squat like we're popping corks at the biggest party in Ponyville! Whether you're behind your computer, on your phone, or just looking for a way to get your hooves (or feet!) moving, this story is packed with energy, excitement, and exercises that'll have you smiling and sweating in no time.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this totally tubular tale, and let's make fitness fun, fun, FUN together! Remember, every workout is a party when you're with Pinkie Pie. Keep moving, keep grooving, and most importantly, keep smiling!

Twilight is told by Celestia that she needs to touch grass.

And she will stop at nothing to fulfill that mission.

This story is a sequel to A Mother's Wish

For centuries a certain alicorn has been trapped in another dimension, living quietly, and avoiding being seen by the human eye. When she finally found a way home, her spell went wrong, and it pulled a human consciousness in with her.

That said, consciousness is me, Alex. I woke up one day, only to discover that I had turned into a pony, but I didn't turn into just any pony. I became a pony known as Lauren Faust, the mother to Celestia and Luna. Now I’m living in the Canterlot castle; I have a bunch of royals acting like children, changelings running around, and an ancient alicorn prankster stuck inside my head. All I can say is things get a little hectic.

Prequel is an optional side story.

Rewrite/Return to FimFiction.
You can find the original story HERE

Big thanks to STTPStudio for creating a reading of this story.

No matter how long we spend apart, we never lose sight of those we treasure. This is a story of how a mare named Faust finally managed to get home after so many years of being lost in another dimension. Her efforts and motivation were simply because of her one wish, the wish to see her daughters again...

After an irritating encounter with Penny, Sheldon retires to his home-away-from-home, his Batcave, his Fortress of Solitude: his office. But the physicist gets more than he bargained for when a strange interdimensional worm hole appears in the Biology department.

Trapped in an unfamiliar, scientifically impossible world. Sheldon has the perfect opportunity to flex his astonishing social skills, or lack thereof. Completely oblivious that the fate of Equestria rests in his hands, Sheldon embarks on a journey of self discovery and love and tolerance... except he doesn't discover anything, and love and tolerance is a waste of time.

Well, maybe he'll learn the value of friendship along the way. But that isn't likely