After Opal goes too far eats Sweetie Belle's pet goldfish and with a crazy idea from Spike, the little unicorn filly may just get her revenge on the wicked feline.
Part 1 of the Spike kills your pets series.
It has a gore rating, but think of it as more PG rated, rather than a complete blood bath.
Cover Image inspired by the web comic: Goldfish Burial by Chaoticbrony:
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Bwa-ha-ha-ha, now that was funny.
Soo funny! But the bit with the aliens was a bit unexpected....
I... yes. Have a thumb. Opal dying deserves it.
I always hated opal, nice job
Ok. Aliens are normal in talking miniature equine land..
I am.....Afraid.
I have no clue if that alein at the end was neccesary.
Overall, quite some grammar bugs, tense switches and a bit rushed events. Enjoyable, but keeping my thumb due to the ending that killed it for me.
Also, Opalescence should not screw around with Mr. Bubbles
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THANK YOU! I fucking hated that cat. Thanks for killing it. Although, the alien? No idea where the fuck that came from.
....
ALF?!
YOU PUT ALF IN A FiM FANFIC?!
I.. You.,.. Huh?!
...
What am I saying, that was awesome.
have my thumbs up.
You have rekindled my faith in humanity. Thank you waffler.
Best wishes!
(Also thank you for putting that damn cat down, now we just need to take care of Angel...
)
This is as PG rated as 'Alien' is rated G.
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Ha. Bioshock. Funny Story.Rarity is crying though.
Hilarious! That cat is evil. they sould kill it off in the show. And ALF He that was funny. I love ALF.
My response to Opal finally getting hers...
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Kudos to you and anyone who caught the blatant Bioshock reference. and aliens aren't that out of place in a world of magic, gods of chaos and cities made out of clouds.
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Alf came from the idea of...well, you had a cat that was essentially roasted from inside, Alf eats cats and I was watching that on the Hub a few days ago.
To everyone else I hate Opal and Angel, speaking of which I might do one with Angel, if anyone wants it. Considering owls eat rodents (rabbits, bunnies, mice, etc.).
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First. i figuered that's wrer you saw him.
Second when you boil it down most of the MLP:FIM world is just a watered down version of Greco-Roman Mythology.
Me reading this story.
Dat evil cat.
Pee Wee! Why did that cat eat it
O_O Wow i forgot a phoenix could do that.
Where the fuck did the alien come from?!?!
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Yeah and that's a shame because I'd like to see things from Eastern mythology and Celtic mythology. Things like Hellhounds, banshees, kitsune, luck dragons and Kirins, etc.
Why so much hate on Opal? I mean, sure Opal is mean, but I could never want to see it dead. I love cats. Not sure why. I am more of a cat guy than a dog guy. Same with Angel. People want Angel dead, but that would make Fluttershy cry. I can't bear that. Hurricane Fluttershy was a tough episode for me.
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Yes that would please me as well. I'm not much of a cat person myself, but i love rabbites, so i don't know about killing Angle .
1104716 i loled at this so hard. oh yeah congrats on KILLING THAT GOD-BE-DAMNED FELINE
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Yeah, I'm a dog person, I have an albino pitbull and rabbits suck they don't much and smell to high heaven. To be fair they aren't as bad a ferrets *repressed childhood memories*. My sister had a cat like Opal. Cats can't be trained and actively hate you. You think that cat loves, you? That damn thing wants to use its shit box, eat, bite the f**k out of you and be left alone. They are the merchants of death in horror movies. It's never a dog that jumps out of a closet before the killer throws a pick-axe in your face.
Dude, I'm a cat person, and even I gotta give you props on this one. It was funny as Heck. My only real problem is that canonically, Fluttershy's the only pony Opal is kind to, so that line about Shy not liking to take care of her bugs me a bit.
Also, that ALF cameo was the most awesome and unexpected thing I've read in a fanfic, and I don't even like ALF. It's a bad show.
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I always figured she was putting on a happy face kinda like when I used to work at a toy store and I had to put up with stupid customers.
Fluttershy: "Opal was no problem at all Rarity." - If you go to her home you'd see half a bottle of sangria empty.
Alf is a complete douche bag is like the prototype for Rodger from American Dad.
Oh wow... I really don't know what to say... Poor Opal. Also... Dat Alf cameo. This story was just hilarious.
1104778 Dude. I am slightly insulted by that. And while I do have a cat that is extremely distant towards most people most of the time I have known some extremely sweet cats. But if you feel that way about them then okay. I just disagree with that statement.
1104778 You see, that is just one cat. I have a cat named Rusty who is the best and just lays his fat butt down and will allow anything to be done to him. Throw him across the room? He will come right back to lay near your feet. My friends cat Sheya is the best cat you will ever see. She will hop onto your lap and purr, you can just push her off if you don't like it. Never a dog in horror movies? Well, there are those evil zombie dogs in Resident Evil, the first movie. Let's not forget the Silent Hill games. In Minecraft, if you get a wolf and train it, you need to constantly feed it. Cats are less needy than dogs.
In real life too. They are less needy and you don't have to endure the training step. Dogs will take a s**t on your floor until you train it. All of the dogs I had, including the one I have right now, have been terrible pets. Plus, you don't see a Cat Whisperer on TV because most cats aren't as troublesome as dogs.
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This might turn into a deeply divided stance where the cat people and dog people fight it out. First off the Resident Evil movies suck balls and only serve as an acting vehicle for the director's wife whom can't act. Second, in Silent Hill, the horrors there may only be the manifestations of the character's own psyche. Third, in Minecraft, there aren't any wild cats, oh wait lions, tigers, cougars, etc would tear your face off. Fourth, cats you need to buy them a crap box, they carry a myriad of parasites like ringworms, you can't have an unfixed male cat or it'll mark everything you own and sharp claws that screw up leather.
As for dogs because there are literally hundreds of breeds, the difficulty of training one varies. They can eat damn near anything. The promote a more active lifestyle as you should walk them regularly. Let's face it when used lived in some of the shitty neighborhoods I've lived in a 140 lb Rottweiler will make people think twice. You have the same issues with dogs as I've had with crappy cats.
I currently have a 12 year old dachshund: Dixie who's never been an issue and only needs food and walks 3 times a day and for the most part is a couch potato. My other dog is a 3 year old pitbull named Diesel who can open closed doors and is extremely patient and huggable and I have to run him 2 miles everyday with a bicycle. The only negative thing is he snapped 3 metal choke chains.
My thought process after Rarity fainted: "Hmmm, not bad, I chuckled throughout, and...wait...ALF!?"
...Yes. Thumbs up.
1105900 This may be. Perhaps our argument is because of our past experience with dogs and cats. Cats can also ispire a healthy lifestyle, just not as directly. Get yourself a playful cat and your butt will be chasing it down. Plus, with dogs if a new person comes on by than they will go in a frenzy. Sure, if you live in a bad neighborhood dogs are perfect. That's why we got the dog we have now. Becaue in all honesty, I'm too weak to defend anything. So a German Shepard fixes that. Except.. that dog is crazy. Same with my last dog. And the dog before that. Cat's just have better manners. And have you SMELLED a dog? Really, those things are nasty.
Plus, they don't need to be walked. Because of that nasty box that they go in, you don't need to get up off your but. They go leashless! How amazing is that! Plus, what else do I need to say but this: Laser Pointers. Just... Laser Pointers. End of argument.
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Diesel is entertained with laser pointers he just tends to break thing as he jumps for the little red dot. Plus I like to throw things like cookies, crackers and rib bones and watch him catch them in mid air he can jump almost five feet straight into the air. Rope toys are also fun. It's awesome.
1106183 Your dog sounds cool. Mind you, I never said I hated dogs. Dogs are cool. Cats are better though. At least to me. I have had too many cat vs. dog arguments in real life and on the internet to find any joy in them any longer.
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You know your right. Well we don't have any pet right , but we have had several dogs, fish, and Iguanas.
My personal favoriot animal is the Turtle though.
DEATH TO OPAL!
lol
Opal finally got killed? i.imgur.com/cjtbf9l.gif
3046080 Every comedy that I go to, I am confronted by that avatar. I now am going to have bad dreams.
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Yes
Yes, Let the fear flow through you!
Sweeties a cold son 'a bitch
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LOL that comment made my day.
Is the alien Alf? randomramblingsofacrazywoman.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/1-Alf.jpg
I think it would've been funnier if they just staged it in a way while Rarity was still around. Because otherwise the real question is, why not just stab the cat with a knife?