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The Red Parade


Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

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Princess Celestia only sends the most vile and evil ponies in Equestria to the moon. Or, that's what Scootaloo wants to believe.


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that cover art alone just made me burst out laughing

LMFAO

Tho why Scootaloo's half-banana tho? :rainbowlaugh:

am i on drugs. red. red. am i on drugs right now

Poor Diamond Tiara... I wonder if Celestia uses that cannon on older ponies as well. I could see her launching Blueblood to the Moon.

I knew exactly what the premise of this story was going to be, and yet it still managed to be heartwarming.

LMFAO Red you've done it again. You made a completely nutso story and I love it!

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Do you like bananas? :trollestia:

(It's a reference to an old meme)

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Because she's a bitch who doesn't like bananas.

The actual song is pretty much about the most elaborate assisted suicide ever.

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Oh hell naw. (another reference to an old meme) :rainbowderp:

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True lol.

Nananananananananana - Scootanana!

Great work, Red. :rainbowlaugh:

Celestia scoffed. “Why, where’s the fun in that? Prophecies don’t exist to be easily deciphered, Scootaloo. And besides, Pinkie Pie has been telling me that I need to be more fun! Apparently that’s what ponies want to see in a ruler.”

I'm so scared.

:trollestia:: I'm a banana!
(Anyone can hear this comment?)

I have SO MANY FRIENDS on the Moon, for me!

Liiiiike, Scootaloo the Moon Chicken! How did you even get here, Scootaloo?

:trollestia:

This was a lot of fun, and surprisingly sweet. I admit I rolled my eyes at the meme recreation, but in context, it made sense with Celestia wanting to be more silly and Scootaloo maybe being an unreliable narrator.

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