Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

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I am never serious.

What a beautiful Sunset.

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"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

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Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

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The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

The magic comedy hoers.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Fan fiction. The final frontier.

An alt for porn commissions.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I did things, once.

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It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

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Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

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I'm still alive, probably.

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