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Writer of stories!

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

I am best moon. Suck it, Titan.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Um...not really much to say. I'm not a writer, but maybe(?) someday. I like to read a wide variety of stories, but I sometimes have to draw a line. Rainbow Factory screwed me up. I'm more careful now.

If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down. -Gin Blossoms

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

When I'm not ferrying the dead across the river Styx, I'm reading pony fics.

Sorry if I'm slow to upload. I'm more of a reader than a writer.

The real villains were the friends we made along the way.

WHO AM I?!?

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

I'm just here to write.

Fan of Twilight Sparkle, Slice of Life, Adventure, and OP Ponies!

Every rainstorm makes every day of sunlight that much more precious.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Pithy Statement

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Achievable Unlocked: I Has Profile ^^

Leave a message at the tone.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).