I'm funny

why finish a story when i could start three more

I read-consume yes-yes! I maybe write yes-yes! I talk narrate! I-I draw paint! (You can find me as Zlagg1 on twitter)

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

"Just take those old records off the shelf, I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself." Just your average friend that likes ponies, good music and write horse words.

Pithy Statement

Hello everyone!! Wanted to let you know that i have accounts on Furaffinity and Fanfiction under the name PuzzleMaster1998. I love doing puzzles, adore foxes, and favorite villain is Chrysalis.

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Writing for fun. Wonderbolts enjoyer. AiE/HiE shitposter.

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

I prolifically produce prurient pregnant pony prose, previously per Pregchan, presently preferring here and there. I'm currently commissionable.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

This is fiction. But it is based...

You Lost The Game

T'as pas compris, laisse-moi t'expliquer. Je ferme pas la porte, c'est moi la porte! Je suis le gars des portes. Je porte la porte. Oui, j'ai un business de porte à porte.

Call me Cheese Sandwich, cause I'm here to make you laugh!

Just a regular brony who likes to write about how I envision MLP, if I wrote it. If you dislike my stories, please tell me why; I'm always willing to improve my writing.

Just another guy that writes and games as a hobby

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

Eh, shattered freedom is worse than poison.

"The problem with pulling quotes from the internet is you can never be sure of their authenticity" - Benjamin Franklin

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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Hi, I'm FeltyElk7. I'm a huge fan of Discord, Nightmare Moon, and Chrysalis. I made this account to be able to read more fanfictions. I may write some of my own fanfictions eventually.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Hello to all the bronies and pegasisters. I'm a writer for fun and I am beginning to make Youtube videos of stories that I think deserve to be told.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Spitfire go brrrr

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

Too much to write; too little time

Howdy all, just here to make a story that we all can enjoy

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

My only aim, is to entertain!

My Name translates into Sapling River, so don't be surprise what my OC's name is ;) https://www.patreon.com/netapel/