No.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

HELL YES

I was born in a place called Cockermouth. That's all you need to know.

He's just this guy, you know?

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I wrote a horse story once.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.