WTFIWWY-Total Eclipse of Uranus · 5:45pm April 21st
Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.
The life lessons we learned this week:
-When using a picture on a news broadcast, maybe do a quick last second double check. I'm not sure how the standards and practices are for Mexican networks, but if they're anything like how they are in the U. S., someone is getting fired super hard.
-If you steal a fireboat, even a decommissioned one, you will get arrested. This guy went on a little spree of boatjackings.
-Do not hand a firearm from a bathroom stall coat hook by the trigger guard! That is wildly irresponsible and highly dangerous. It's a miracle that no one was hurt. I hope he gets fired for this.
-If you're in NYC, check into a hotel room, refuse to leave, demand a lease, then go to court and the other side does not show up, which grants you the ability to stay there rent-free in perpetuity because of a legal loophole, just take the win. Don't try to file paperwork claiming to be the owner of the building. That's fraud and you will go to jail.
-If you own a tow company, don't try to tow cars that are driving in traffic. especially if you've already been in trouble for illegally towing parked cars.
-This guy is damn lucky to be alive and unharmed. I guess the takeaway from this one is, if the Long Island police pull up behind you and hit you with the red and blues, just pull over, don't go driving like a bat out of hell, because apparently you will wind up catching some air and go sailing over a cliff into the water below.
