The grass was blue, and the sky was green. The freakin’ sky was green.
Dinky looked around the new land that lay before her. A field lay directly in front of her. To her left was a forest. Whose leaves were…white. The trunks were a normal brown. To the right was a cliff. From her angle, it looked like it led to nothing. She figured there was probably land on the other side. In the field, cows grazed, oblivious to the three visitors. Dinky raised an eyebrow. The cows were fine?
Suddenly one grew a tentacle out of its mouth and swallowed another whole. Dinky screamed, and Pip had to calm her down by patting her on the back.
The Doctor, on the other hoof, smiled widely, knowing that Dinky would eventually overcome the stage of fear, and gain one of wonder and amazement.
Pip continued to pat Dinky’s shoulder in a calming gesture, though Dinky sat there screaming, not stopping for breath. Pip asked, “Uh, Doctor? Where are we, exactly?”
The Doctor turned to face Pipsqueak, finished admiring the new world, “Well, judging by the trajectory of the sun and the moon, I’d say… a planet that is not our own!” she muttered under her breath, “and I am liking this blue grass… very nice! Adds an… unknown touch of adventure, and reason, to it!”
Dinky finished her outburst, and stared around the area, wide eyed. Her breathing was heavy, and completely audible.
“Calm down, Dinky! Nothing’s going to happen!” Pip hushed in her ear, “It’s like when you’re a kid! When everything is totally different in your imagination!”
Dinky replied, looking straight into Pip’s eyes, “But this isn’t my imagination!”
“Yes it is!” said the Doctor, “It’s all a dream! You’re just in your bed! You’re fine! You’re invincible here!”
Pip retorted, “No we’re not! This is-” the Doctor pressed up against him, and whispered in his ear,
“If she thinks it’s real, she’ll keep going insane!”
Pip looked at Dinky, who bit her leg, then squeaked in pain. Pip looked at the Doctor, who’s eyes were pleading for him to tell her it was just a dream. Pip looked at the grass, thinking. He had never lied to Dinky, and never wanted to. He always told her the truth.
But desperate times call for desperate measures, “Dinky,” he looked at his girlfriend, who was beginning to cry, thinking she was going insane, “biting your leg doesn’t actually work! The dream only ends when it ends!” Dinky actually seemed to calm down a bit, but tears still streamed from her eyes. Pip continued, “Dinky, this is only a dream! You can do almost anything you want! Almost anything…” Dinky kissed Pipsqueak, and held there, leaning against him. Pip was surprised by the sudden kiss, but went along with it anyway, and closed his eyes to enjoy the moment.
The Doctor giggled. It was nice to see the world still had love in it, while the others were full of death and despair.
Dinky’s lips broke away, so suddenly it caused Pipsqueak to fall on his back. She giggled lightly, smiling, and apologizing.
"Why? Why apologize for that?" Pip asked, confused as to why she would apologize for a kiss.
"Not the kiss, silly! Your flank!" She replied. Her face fell from a smile to seriousness. Dinky looked around at the cows, no longer in fear, but in confusion.
Dinky examined the cows closer, “Why am I dreaming about cows? With super-tongues?” the Doctor shrugged, “… I like this dream... it’s... unique.” She smiled in enjoyment
The Doctor bounded over to Pipsqueak, who still lay on the ground, and hovered her head above his, “Andiamo, Pipsqueak! We have a mystery to solve!” the Doctor bounced a few times to turn around, then began to trot slowly in the direction of the forest. Pipsqueak climbed to his hooves, turning his head to Dinky. She met his gaze, then shrugged. She followed the Doctor as she trotted excitedly toward the forest of white leaves, figuring she'd go along with where the dream led her, excited to see what happened next.
Pipsqueak began to follow, but stopped, and thought, Why are we following her? Why should we follow this ‘Doctor’? What can she do to help us? What do we get in return? He looked around himself, finding the answer around him, Go where you’ve never been, and never will be again. Pipsqueak galloped to catch up with the two unicorn mares…
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“We meet once again! My arch nemesis!” the Doctor glared at her enemy, “You can’t back down now!”
“What are you doing?” Pipsqueak looked at the Doctor inquisitively.
“I’m a unicorn, so I should be able to use magic! Better practice while I can!” the Doctor pointed her horn at the tree, which was known as ‘My Arch Nemesis’. She grunted, and her horn glowed slightly. She grunted again, Dinky and Pip watching in amusement, never realizing how funny it is to see a unicorn who doesn’t know how to use magic. The horn glowed once more, then died out, and the Doctor sat down, panting.
“Well, your horn glows, so that’s good to know!” Dinky joked.
“Happy… day…” the Doctor said between breaths, “whew… why is… magic so tiring?” Dinky shrugged.
“Right… andiamo… yeah…” the Doctor slowly walked away from the tree. She noticed Pip staring at the ground.
“Pipsqueak?” Pip looked at the Doctor, who looked at him worriedly.
“It looks like there’s a trail or something here!” he explained. The Doctor trotted over to him, and followed his gaze. Indeed there was a thin, dirt, trail.
“Great Scott!” Dinky giggled lightly at the reference, “There’s life on this planet!”
“We knew that already.” Pipsqueak stated the obvious.
“Right! Intelligent life!” the Doctor corrected herself.
“Actually, fifty percent of all trails are made by wild animals,” Dinky said, “so it proves nothing.”
The Doctor paused, keeping her eyes on the trail, “… shut up.”
She bounced down the trail, and yelled over her shoulder, “Andiamo, my assistants!”
Dinky and Pip glanced at each other. 'Assistants'? They shrugged, and followed the over-zealous unicorn down the thin, brown dirt, path.
Pip glanced around at the trees, "You know what? These trees remind me of the massive amount of snow we get during the winter!"
"And we care... why?" the Doctor asked impatiently.
Pip looked at the ground in shame. Dinky retorted to the Doctor, "What is wrong with you?! He's just trying to start a conversation!"
The Doctor stopped walking, and frowned, "I'm sorry. My body is in limbo between personalities. It's uncontrollable. Eventually I'll settle on one-" A massive quake shook their hooves.
Dinky stood in confusion, while Pipsqueak shook from the surprise. Dinky asked quietly, "What was that?"
"That,my dear," the Doctor paused in thought, as another quake shook the ground, "Is not a good thing."
My god, I had completely forgotten about this fic. Been so long man, where have you been?
Also, nothing against you or your fic (half against your fic maybe), but I'm unfavoriting this fic. I read the sentence where a cow crew a tentacle and swallowed another whole and said, "That's it, I'm done."
Sorry, but Dr. Who antics are too much for me. Can't stand 'em. Least in the sense I need to get better acquainted with them before I decide to read a fanfic with them. Haven't seen one episode, and my friend keeps insiting they're hilarious. I don't doubt Dr. Who, as lots of people love his show, but I do doubt my friend. I will eventually get around to watching an episode or two (and possibly get hooked in the process), but until then, I'm done.
Waking up in the middle of the night to a time traveling, blue unicorn, and following her through a window (that used to exist, but doesn't anymore) into a world of bluegrass, voracious tentacle cows, and freakin' green skies.
This adventure is like a stream of conscience. I like it.
Ohhhh dear... That's nearly as bad as when the TARDIS flies instead of materializes...
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Hey. Hey you. Yeah you.
You should watch Doctor Who. It's great. The Doctors antics are hilarious.
First! I never get to say that... ( I know I'm not, but hey, he didnt say it!) Anyway, cannibalistic cows?!?!?= PURE AWESOME!!!!!
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1 Ive been really busy for the past 2 months.
2 Myblog has explained a lot.
3 I was just being totally random with the cows.
4 KBAI
Hey you know that last chapter? I wrote it. From my XBOX. WITH A CONTROLLER.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.
Took me about 4-5 hours cuz this digital keyboard SUCKS.
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Ve vill make watch ze Doctor. And you vill like it!
LOL the cow's are like the old lady's from the Dreamlord.
good times. Good times
ALONZY ALONZO!!!
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1571093My god. I leave for one episode of MLP and I get 3 comments just because I have't watched Dr. Who. All of you (besides Phoenix, as he was just saying stuff) back off. I will watch Dr. Who if and when I want to. Not before.
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You sir win the biggest internet cookie ever. It takes me, like, 5 minutes just to type a message to my friend. And that explanation you gave is completely suitable. You may continue.
Man its been a long time since i read this, good to know its not dead.
1571243 I seem to be the only person who marks status and doesn't delete stories.
1571255 YEP
1571068 ....Why are you using IE on the 360 to write your story?
At the 100 word count, I would have made a run to to the local gamestop to buy a keypad accesory for the controller.
1571353 Cuz Im 14 and supposed to be sleeping. The cpu is in parents room.
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Ah I see. Though if your going to keep up this pattern, buy (or badger your parents for) a xbox keypad.
It attaches to the bottom of the controller, doesn't interfere with your hold on the controller, and lets you type easier and quicker.
You can still have a mic in while its attached.
14...*thinks back*
That puts you somewhere late middleschool early high school right?
1571423 Well all our money goes towards games and taxes-and the economy sucks juice and its hard toget a good job- or even just a friggin job.
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I hear ya on the hard-to-find-a-job front *raises mug*
Im 24, with a degree
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"Hey you know that last chapter? I wrote it IN A CAVE! From a BOX OF DISCARDED LETTERS!!"
That sucks, really. Ouch! Talk about hard work!
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*pats the author* Really, I find it hard enough to write with a working word processor! I'm impressed!
An interesting concept, I've added it to read later when I have some time and not much else to do (like when I'm watching Limitless with my nan )
1571068 nice! lol
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Actually the cow eating a cow is not a Doctor Who thing, stuff like that rarely happen. A Doctor Who thing would be the Doctor giving a crappy explanation of how time and space works, randomly start wearing a silly hat just because he thinks is cool (and then his companion vaporizes said hat with a gun because it started to get annoying), rambling thecno babble and pretending everyone else understands him, or just being completely indeferent to someone feelings every now and then, like telling a dying person who said they are scare "Course you're scared, you're dying. Shut up!".
1570923 To me the Doctor is a good GLaDOS and it is competing with MLP as my fav tv show. It is always in pace or in a different time and yet it is more of a comedy then sifi or drama
Nopony can hope to get the wonderful personallity of the doctor
1571353 The xbox now has a internet explorer!
Haha! YES! 'Bout time man! Worth the wait, sorta. I kid. It was.
Writing with a virtual keyboard? Try writing with a keyboard that won't write an 'J'. :P
1572367 It's worse when your 'D' cuts out, which shouldn't take all that long now... To much strafe right on my video games
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Ouch, that's gotta suck. You gotta strafe to stay alive!
Good luck mate, you're going to need it if the D leaves.
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I know, right?
Its part of the newest update
I'm not even going to correct it so this comment won't be negative or something...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good to see you back oh and by the way the cow bit made me laugh my arse off
Yes! Another chapter has come!
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Have a random song to make up for your madness! (Meaning angryness, not insanity) Good song. Make much happy.
1575444Could you please post the video in a comment and not a link? The actual Youtube site doesn't want to work properly on my laptop for some reason.
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No problem
You missed a space!
CHAPTER
Y U NO LONGER!?
But f'real though, nice. Just write moar and you'll be fine.
Because I won't have to write you more grimdark.
1576629 Not longer because few times to write, and because I've taken so lng to update, I've lost followers. Need to keep them followers!
1577727 Yep! I need to make my own lines...
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Just be sure if they start walking in boat nectar it is somewhere appropriate, like the middle of a rebellion.
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...mind reader...(joke!)
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Well that was interesting.
1582129 Why does that reply go PERFECT with your profile picture
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Didn't want to have to go into lecture mode this early in the morning buuuuut.... It could be just how you view the picture as having a sarcastic lean, this paired with what was written could be seen as something the subject of the picture may say. Woah I am tired; should not have been up so late.
I've been busying typing and with school. I've waited this for several weeks and this is your results of that time?! A change of scenery?!
Frankly I'm almost disappointed.
Almost.
Hope to see another chapter soon.
In the meantime, if you have trouble with writer's block, listen to music. It helps me. Here's a few to help you get started.
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1585742 Thanks! I'll try that!
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GREAT SCOTT!!!!!!!!
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I loved it