I just want this to be preserve. A document of my most "fun" weeks.

On Monday, May 8th the entire week was a freaking joyride. It began when I took an unscheduled flying lesson and kissed the pavement winning me a free ambulance ride... (actually, a few hours before that a customer's car at my internship had a poorly torqued tire that fell off on the freeway and my coworker broke a wheel stud torquing a different costumers tire) and as a bonus prize, I received a fractured and dislocated shoulder and an additional fracture on my nose.

I found out my insurance provider updated their systems and because of that, I needed to reset my auto pay that I haven’t been paying them since last February of this year.

I also got a free vacation from my job that I only just got three weeks ago, my towel rack fell off the wall, I fainted in the shower, and there was a surprise fire drill, (my shoulder is still fractured and I’m on the fifth floor) when I was at Panera their drink machine was leaking and I didn’t see the puddle until I looked down at my flip flops, and... come to think of it, did I mention that I actually smacked my head three times? once on the pavement, once at the hospital when I had the strong urge to vomit into the sink after being given a tetanus shot (my forehead found the cupboard before my eyes did), and then against the drywall when I fainted in the shower… there’s more, but I think by now you get the point. But what I think really took the cake was when I received notifications about the campus I’m staying at having a major fire. It was only one building, the ones next to it were evacuated for safety reasons. Thankfully the dorm building was not affected.

Anyway enough about me how’s your week going?