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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Oct
26th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E64 Very Bad Hair Day (my commentary) · 6:02pm Oct 26th, 2023

Pipp ordered 10 kg of pancakes to appease her fatness.
Turns out that she is also a Medusa and needs extra food to feed all the snakes in her mane.
OMP? Oh, my, p****? Pipp, I thought you were female...
Sunny wanted to brush it out, but reformation takes time. You can take Pipp away from her snakes, but you can't take the fat out of Pipp.
Mane styler doesn't know how to style a mane.
Sunny comes up with the solution, "I don't know what to do about your mane, but we could cover your ugly face."
Ponies gained functionalities. Why are they bitching about that?
What's Pipp's mane's superpower?
Monsters chase a monster.
Pipp sees two coffins, "Maybe the sweet relief of death can save me from this cruel life."
Turns out that getting into a coffin is not enough for death. More is needed, so they go about seeking death.
Monster mane eats Tardis.
Sparky turns Hitch's face into an ugly one. Oh, never mind, no change there.
Monster mane eats Sparky.
Sparky grew a mustache?
Hitch now has 8 legs. He's like a spider.
They figure that they can use Sparky as a murder weapon.
Pipp gets dragon fire in 1 second while Misty couldn't get it in a whole year.
And the lesson of the day is: If things don't go your way, destroy!

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Comments ( 12 )

man what even is this show

5752337 If it was a fanfiction, everypony would demand that the Random tag be added to its description.

5752397
i didn’t know this was going on literally thought fim ended back in 2019

i guess they make anything now

5752453 You do know Generation 5 is a thing, right?

5752454
honestly a little but haven’t seen anything of it

i been gen 4 my whole life

5752458 I recommend that you watch the Generation 5 movie.

Everything else that is Generation 5 sucks, but the movie is actually really good.

5752459
man thats sad to hear, i might one day

you know i still haven’t finished the last season of gen 4

do you know where i can find it? or i should probably get a dvd or blue ray one

5752467
oh shit thats badass

5752501 Make use of it before it gets C&D from Hasbro.

Pipp: *gulp* Bad hair day?!

:ajbemused: Mane. Bad mane day.

Windy: Hmm. I'm sure I've seen this before.

Windy: Here! Look! In the Trail Trotters Guide to the Dragon Lands!

But dragons were forgotten creatures, like, almost a year ago. Unless you got that book from them recently (given that TYT is jumping ahead of MYM), I don't see this making sense. How can this episode get any more nonsensical?

Pipp Petals: Dragons? Wait. A-Are you saying that Sparky grew a dragon hair, plucked it out, dropped it in my product, and accidentally created some sort of mutant pony/dragon magic hair monster potion?!

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Pipp ordered 10 kg of pancakes to appease her fatness.

Oh, she just ordered the short stack. 🥁

5753871 It's amazing that they made the hair mistake in the very title. Shows how much the authors care...

Maybe the reason why they're shoving all this mess down our throats is because they want to give us many opportunities to fix the show with fanfictions.

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