very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.
yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.
basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.
MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.
How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)
A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity
"Treef" In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?
Approaching Infinity
A Perfect World Cannot Exist.
The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed
Pitfall
Now do you know how to know what to now?
You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!
Overdramatic. Opportunistic. Optimistic. Forever.
Twelve Years 'till Midnight
Lists
I See Me
Webkinz crossover (Or, I GOTTA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...)
This (really) Shouldn't Work.
The quest to send Celestia hurtling into the sun
By My Own Design If Twilight can't make new friends, she'll just MAKE them...
Slappety Probably would be a successor to my long line of one-shot trollfics, honestly.
Something about Celestia being a server admin and Equestria is literally just a chatroom or something like that
Edgelords LLC. - exactly what it sounds like.
Never/Again - two perspectives of a situation
Face/Less
Un/Masked
Whispernot - the harder you try to conceal a secret, the louder it is shouted out to the world. It is thus the loudmouths, the attention-seekers, and others of the sort, that often have the deepest, most hidden secrets of all.
Pick A Universe - a story about someone who intentionally displaces themselves over and over just to get out of a situation
February Snow
I am (quite literally) radioactive and y'all best stay away from me.
Clip-on ties and a side of fries
The Dog's Blood - think something along the lines of Violet Evergarden's backstory.
Lonely Eternity - Celestia and Luna, long-since retired and removed from Equestrian society, ponder the rest of eternity. Maybe someone pays them a visit.
Horse in the Snow - Flurry Heart reflects on the past and the present as the sole ruler of the Crystal Empire.
Twilight Sparkle claps the cheeks!
Sweetie sets a banana on fire (and other totally normal things)
Worth - a look into what one is worth, be it material or otherwise.
The Half-Chain Rose
Professional Unprofessional
Re:discover - a child one day begins to talk about a previous life, though they themselves are unsure of who they are talking about. This prompts a worldwide search leading to the discovery of a long-forgotten body and legacy.
Life In Boxes (Takes place after Pony-Me, and explores the various uses people have for the simulations)
Make me my girlfriend/marefriend/boyfriend/coltfriend! (A wish is granted, turning character into the opposite gender and sending them to a parallel universe to become their own SO. What happens instead, however, is a quest to put things back to normal.)
Live Through - almost like Splintershard in a way, focusing on the aspect of dying and reincarnation in someone else's body, while that other person is still alive and conscious. Focuses on the titular concept, rather than the wider story. Could feasibly be merged into an existing story if needed.
H O N S E
Generation 4.Pingas: the quest for edge
Discontinuous - the thing about dreams is, if you look hard enough, there's almost always something... off.
Displaced satire where displaced merchant accidentally sends self to world of displaced OP characters and has to them fight his way back to reality. Sidekick is the isekai truck.
Well if it ain't long man Dawkins with his long man's glockins
A story about an emergency upstart moon colony formed after a war on the home planet leads to MAD. a ragtag team of professionals from various fields is brought on, but there are still clearly some struggles due to how short of a notice the colony starts from
Practical(ly) Magic
Twilight Sparkle gets zapped and turned into triangles
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