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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Jan
11th
2024

NEW SEASON! My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E01 | Icy Prints | Full Episode MLP G5 Cartoon (my commentary) · 7:43pm January 11th

Zipp flies to the Lighthouse and back for no reason.
Everypony is sucking up to the future Queen.
Hitch destroys the road just to form a loop for Zipp.
Izzy overcame her banana-phobia.
She doesn't even bother to peel them.
If it was an order, why isn't the Princess paying for the smoothie?
Zipp almost falls in the water with an electronic device that would electrocute her to death.
It couldn't be an accident. She wouldn't just accidentally jump into the water, which means this was a legitimate attempt at suicide.
Unfortunately, her plans are foiled by ice.
Zipp is jelly because ice is cooler than she is.
"That's no ordinary paw print." - You can say that again. Only Godzilla would be heavy enough to leave a pawprint in solid ice.
Wait, is that how messages work? They just magically beam into the sky? I always thought it was science, but I guess it's magic.
The panic would have saved ponies from Godzilla, but Zipp decided to sacrifice them all instead.
I'm just wondering, are these ponies stupid or do they just have a memory of a goldfish? Can't they recognize a bunny when they see it?
Like, how many more clues do you need, Zipp? Worst detective ever...
Yes, Zipp. Use flash with sound effects. Very smart.
Escape Starlight Ridge? You left an open portal for her to walk through...
Sunny is basically screaming, but it's the twig that gives her away.
"Everypony deserves a second chance. Except for Opaline who is still being kept at bay by tentacles."
Also, Sunny, be warned. Thinking like that is what brought about this dark future.

TSweetie Bot annoys Sunny
A century has passed, but the immortal Sunny Starscout still fights for harmony.
Bad Dragon · 4.9k words  ·  38  8 · 724 views

What is this transformation scene all of a sudden? Ponies, power up!

Zipp:
I'm a princess of a different kind
Always trying to figure out why
When my cutie mark comes to life
I blast freely across the sky

Izzy:
I sparkle like the stars
'cuz I'm always super glittery
but when cutie mark comes to life
watch this brilliant creativity

Pipp:
I'm a stylish pop star princess
my voice makes me strong
when my cutie comes to life
confidence is my song

Misty:
I might seem a little quiet
but my strength is very real
when my cutie mark comes to life
my heart helps me feel

Hitch:
I'm the pony of the law
coolest dragon dead you know
my cutie mark comes to life
and my kindness overflows

Sunny:
I am all three pony kinds
wrapped up into one
my cutie mark comes to life
with hope bright as the sun

Misty, why are you still here? And how is heart your talent? You sacrificed a defenseless baby dragon, you hearthless attention whorse.
"Allura is in Meretime Bay." - And everypony is like, "Who the buck is Allura?"

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Comments ( 4 )

Can't say I agree with the idea of leaving Allura alone and hope that 'she'll be different in Equestria'. They shouldn't wait for the bad guy to make the first move. Twilight's generation did the same, like with Trixie and Starlight for example, and how many times did that come back to bite them? My plan would be hunting Allura down and stopping her plan before it's even begun

5763322 I'm sure they have laws like, "Don't own slaves." or something similar. Allura already broke them and is therefore already a criminal. She already made her first move; she had already shown her true colors.

Also, who put Sunny in charge? What authority does she have to just willy-nilly put everypony at risk?

Sure, she can have an opinion, but why would anypony adhere to her opinion?

So they used a pinto pony known as a rare breed..... interesting lore that they used one of them at the end of that episode.

A pinto pony or paint pony... Sunny said that they are super rare known as the ancient. If know one caught on well i like to say now that it's a pony ancient race... Well know one knows about it because comics.

so does this means res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--CFCrWqYP--/t_Resized%20Artwork/c_fit,g_north_west,h_1054,w_1054/co_ffffff,e_outline:53/co_ffffff,e_outline:inner_fill:53/co_bbbbbb,e_outline:3:1000/c_mpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_auto,h_630,q_auto:good:420,w_630/v1517233208/production/designs/2318546_0.jpg


this guy is now ancient..... 0_0

5763328 Oh, I thought that pony had a melatonin disorder. But yeah, a breed makes more sense.

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