Tape Deck told me that he's not for everyone, but if you can appreciate a guy who, underneath all the randomness and geography (which Tape Deck seems to really like), is a pretty nice and respectful guy, RD's your man.
Give him a chat sometime. TD apparently talks to him every day.
Sadly, cute MLP ponies do not exist. That we know of.
Luckily, there's fluffy doggies to compensate. That's Daisy, my Great Pyrenees who's going to turn three in June. She's great, but she barks a ton. You couldn't even guess how much she barks.
Can you really get better than Derpy and the best underrated pony herself, Carrot Top?