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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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May
2nd
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E11 Written in the Starscouts | My commentary · 12:04pm May 2nd

Zipp is frustrated because she learned all princesses turn out ugly. That is her destiny as well.
Clap if you want to turn on the lights. Or slam your head against the table. That works too, I guess.
Zipp has an excuse for staying up late, but what's Sunny's excuse? She was going to raid the fridge again, wasn't she? She may be able to hide her nightly escapades, but she can't hide her fat.
So, Sunny's mom accidentally dropped her on her head, making Sunny lose all the memories, then out of guilt the mother offed herself?
Is Misty messing up with the Brighthouse again?
Sunny touches it and it bursts into flames.
What's up with books trying to eat ponies all the time? Forget about mimics, books are the real danger.
Just jump down, Sunny. Life isn't worth living.
I was joking about her mother dropping her, but now I'm not sure if it's a joke. What parent tells their child to jump to her death?
Sunny's parents experience dirty pleasure upon seeing Sunny cry.
That didn't kill her. Let's see in what other ways her parents tried to kill Sunny.
And that's how Twilight went Tirek upon the world and brought back racism to Equestria.
Sunny is prone to vore, trying to eat Twilight.
Sorry, Sunny, you spent building the stairs for nothing.
"I'll be back before you know it." And because she was never back, Sunny wasn't allowed to know it. And that's how she lost her memories.
So, mom tried to bring back magic... by killing herself?
"I was inside my memories." Inception.
"I saw her too. What was she like?" - Wait, you just saw her. Why are you asking for then?
Why does she have a setting for the telescope if she didn't have a telescope? It can't be a remainder since the old Lighthouse got torn down. So, what's it for then?
I guess Sunny has the same problem as Allura, her relative is in the stars. But Sunny is evil and will just let her mother suffer for all eternity, stuck among the stars.

Lesson of the day: If you have amnesia, use magic to fix it.

Comments ( 13 )

That is just super heartwarming right there

5779023 It is, indeed.

Too bad Sunny's mother didn't care enough for her. She cared more about treasure hunting than her own daughter.

5779025
She did care enough for her, enough to find magic and bring friendship back to Equestria! Pay more attention to it you a jerk!

5779026 Yeah? And how did that work out? Did mother bring back magic or did she only get herself killed for nothing?

5779028
She tried, and they didn't say she died exactly. She could be missing or something.

5779029 Maybe she's trapped in the stars with the Allura's brother rapist. They're having a grand time up there. Well, at least he does. She probably not so much. This whole episode was a cry for help, but Sunny just smiled, seeing her mother trapped among the stars.

her mother was banished to the stars welp... another clueless to the story yet again.

5779068 Why did Sunny see her mother in the stars if she wasn't there?

Obviously, she must have been there for Sunny to have seen her. Whatever banished Allura's brother to the stars must have banished Sunny's mother as well.

Random off topic: Congrats on 500 blog posts. Yay.

5779459 Thank you for telling me. I haven't even noticed it. This proves it then, I truly have no life.

5779460
Engagement in society is overrated

5779977 Society doesn't deserve my engagement. It has not earned it yet.

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