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Master-Chief


I hadz 2 use n0rmal 3nglish. Fimiction dos n0t noe wat strugl3s I goes thr0ugh :(((((

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Feb
27th
2013

My Equestria's over Ft. Queen Chrysallis and Dj Not Nice · 10:54pm Feb 27th, 2013

DJ Not nice, back from the Dry Cleaners
(Awww Shit)
Bucka Bucka Ali, big Equestrian rapper
We 'da realeast changlings left in the game
You no never here shit like 'dis
We bring the bitches to the yard for barbecue roll's
Oh hello, remember me?
Number one Queen, dead Changling
Now I'm a ghost
That's all folks
No more filies in bed with me
I take train to Payongyongyang and
I fall asleep and die from gays
Now I go shopping with Chrysallis
and do Bin Laden's dry cleaning
My Equestria's over
(That's it for me)
Can't invade Canterlot no more
(Or Thunder island)
I can't get a boner
(It's hard for me)
Say herro
(To my little pony son)
Say herro
(To Kim Change-ling Un )
I like love
Love is nice
Specially with pork rubbed rice
I like effection with some noodle
Make sure it's strained, not fried
I sorry my drone bit you
Here some sweet and sour Lov-fu
Look how my people cry to me
(Ah boohoo hoo, we want food)
Aw you so hungry
You want care?
Don't blame me
I voted Lorego
There's enough love for me
You could order some Griffionese
It looks like
My Equestria's over
(That's it for me)
Can't invade Canterlot no more
(Or Thunder island)
Why does pegasus guy take your
(Your stuff from me)
Say herro
(To my little pony son)
Say herro
(To Kim Chang-ling Un)
Goodbye, my fellow Changelings
Think of me when you poop and pee-in
Hey Ponyville, buck all of you
Now I kick it with your mom
Smoke some crack
And slap a few flanks
Soon my son
Will invade
upon Equestria
Oh, look; its gone
I'm just try'na eat out Griffiona
Take a steak
Rape a vagina
Equestria is about to see a
swarm meets Canterlot
My Equestria's over
(That's it for me)
Can't invade Canterlot no more
(Or Thunder island)
I like hurting homos
(It's fun for me)
Say herro
(To my little pony son)
Say herro
(To Kim Change-Ling Un )
May be dead
But the dream of a free Hive Town lives
(Forever)
I died
From AIDS
and I probably got it
from some filies
See, my son?
You must be good leader
Ponyville mayor
can't even read
probably
(Don't kill me)
DEATH TO ALL!!!
My Equestria's over
(That's it for me)
Can't invade Canterlot no more
(Or Thunder island)
I can't get a boner
(It's hard for me)
Say herro
(To my little pony son)
Say herro
(To Kim Change-Ling Un)
My Equestria's over
(That's it for me)
Can't invade Canterlot no more
(Or Thunder island)
I like griffion Joe Bros
Say herro
(To my little pony son)
Say herro
(To Kim Change-Ling Un)
Oh, hello Princess Cadence
I no see you
Since we do
Sleep over
With your husband
Lets go watch
Home Alone, hive edition
We get hay fries
Remember my son?
Un?
You babysit him
Now he dear leader
Of my hive
La-La-La-La-La-Little Faggot Son
Goodbye, Princess Celestia
I never forget that night

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