I'm Gettin' The Fuck Out · 5:44am Jun 12th, 2013
"MY DEAR READERS," he yelled as he raised his hands over his head. He stood on his balcony dressed in his favorite black robe that was scrawled and covered in crude designs and blasphemy inspired runes. His beard had grown down to his waste in one long braid, but the hair on his head remained close-cropped and golden. The small crowd beneath him turned their heads, momentarily distracted from more important things as the raving lunatic shouted.
"I have returned bringing...
Alright I'm done with this narrative
My dear readers, it has been some time hasn't it?
Well, I come bearing no new news, only that I got a new computer and I can write again.
I can however tell you the date of my return which is August 5th, which is also the day I'll hopefully update something!
But don't expect much as I'm only going to be stationary for about a month afterward as I'm moving out of Utah after this summer.
So I'm going to try and update something soon enough, but don't expect much as I've finally found a new project that isn't fanfiction related that might eat up a lot of my time.
I'm sorry, sort of...
Love
Creepy Uncle Laars
<3 I eagerly await your return. Remember to skype if you have internet.
<3 DarqFox
From Utah to where?
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I haven't decided yet. If not Anchorage then most likely Seattle.
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If I moved to Mercia I would probabaly move to Seattle. Good choice.
Anchorage is a but too snowy for me.
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I have a love hate relationship with snow and I like seclusion somewhat, So it fits me.