Equestria Girlsss · 2:31am Jul 14th, 2013
me and Danielle and Drew saw equestria girls today, the movie of the year. a spoiler-less review:
the theater wasnt all full but there were maybe like 2 people under the age of 16 there
the amount of beards, my god the beards
and the mlp shirts
(im not sure what i expected but it exceeded it)
the movie was… not bad!! the pacing was good except for like, one really annoyingly excessive part but everyone was fun and enjoyable and the songs weren’t really terrible though they were all kinda shoved til the end
the movie was basically “mean girls: but with ponies"
uh
i cant even remember the romantic interests name. flash sentry??? he was so badly shoe-horned in it was ridic
every time rainbow dash appeared on screen mandy sighed so hard
OH MY GOD THE CLIMAX WAS HYSTERICAL I SPENT THE WHOLE TIME LAUGHING
the best: after the movie was over and the credits were rolling a lady got up and went to the front of the theater
and just began. dancing. she was feeling the music. she was gyrated and jiggling and rubbing her body and it was amazing
when derpy appeared in the credits she jumped back like 2 feet she was so happy.
mlp: equestria girls final: 7/10 i guess