The support means the world to me, and thanks to your kind contributions I was able to go and visit my boy in Britain. I'll try and mock up a proper recap blog—though I am notoriously terrible at doing those, I don't think I've ever managed a proper recap blog for any of the various conventions I've gone to over the years. I guess there wasNice Guys Finish Last · 6:26pm Aug 24th, 2013
the parasprite made a blog for dicks and giggles about why nice guys finish last in terms of relationships and all that.
It was mostly him being a humongous ass, per the usual, but it inspired me to just clear some stuff up since he was being semi-serious.
Forget any junk anyone told you in that blog; there are two things that can help you get by.
1. Don't be a dick. Even though you will get some women like this, they're vapid losers. And unless you are also a vapid loser, you don't want them.
2. Be an interesting person. This is also how to win the companionship of any human being. If you give a person a reason to stay, they will. And if you aren't attracting people by being interesting, there are one of two problems yo are facing:
a. you're around the wrong people who you probably won't want to spend large quantities of time with anyway
b. you're not actually interesting and you just think you are
And there you have it.
never actually take relationship advice from me in general, this is one of the few times you should break that rule
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But Regi-san, I already do these things exclamation point!
1305891 kinky
well shit
lel females
>Implying they exist
1305907 >that feel
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Females, good one. Females only exist in cartoons silly...
I got your back on this one. Nice guys do better than jackasses in relationships in the long run--it's just a matter of maintaining a partner's interest.
1305938 exactly
it's possible to be nice without being a doormat
I don't know why people think that's impossible
I'll be sure to file this advice with other greats like:
Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!
Option C: Join the Army, and live about half an hour away from the base. That's like, the sweet spot, where woman can actually rationalise being with an Army guy, but not be so used to the presence of the base that they're just a common occurrence.
Remember, even if you're a total doormat, wearing an Army uniform and having the training to back it up gives you a massive bonus.
Ref: Me.
1305945 that's not a realistic option for everyone
*leaves*
1305965 so edy m8
There is so much I could say. So much. I'm just about cranky enough to say it, too.
well fuck me.
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Say it.
1306477 It's going to be a whole separate blog post. I'll link to this one, though.
God dammit.
1305963 Only if you don't think you can.
i cri erritim
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>implying anyone exists
>implying you aren't just imaging all of this
>implying you're not really just in one giant coma right now
>implying you won't wake up to the end of the world
>implying the ride ever ends
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>implizzling my nizzle
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>implying nizzle fo' shizzle mah hizzle