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Hooves Like Jagger


The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

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  • 447 weeks
    How I Know MacXMarble Is Cannon

    Because if they get married, Pinkie and Applejack will actually be related.

    Climb aboard, we're going sailing.

    1 comments · 284 views
  • 460 weeks
    Just as way of proving I have not forsaken thee

    So, I know the most recent chapter of Taboo has been taking a bit longer than usual (as compared to the last few I suppose), and that's because ever since my legs started functioning as walking thingamajigs again I've been in kind of a tizzy trying to frantically make things as if I wasn't down and out for so long. It certainly magical how wonderfully screwed up things can get while my physical

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    4 comments · 307 views
  • 465 weeks
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUG

    ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT THIS RECIPE FOR HUMMUS CHICKEN BUT NOW THERE ARE SEVEN ADS TELLING ME ABOUT MODERATE TO SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS AT THE SAME TIME.

    IS THIS HELL?

    1 comments · 249 views
  • 476 weeks
    Invalid Cave Lawyer

    So I broke both my legs.


    Okay, not like that, but still.

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    6 comments · 426 views
  • 499 weeks
    Spooky Jookie

    Hey there sports fans! Your friendly neighborhood HLJ is back in action after getting swept up in what is frankly none of your business. As seems to be the pattern in my life, I'm once again under the no doubt false impression that I have free time to spend as I please. The point is, between being the GODDAMN BEST Wario on SSB4 and trying like hell to get just one shiny Pokemon, I'll be

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    2 comments · 404 views
Sep
23rd
2013

I'm kinda like Neon Genesis Evangelion · 6:18am Sep 23rd, 2013

I Am (Not) Back!

Shout out to you bronies livin' up here in Canada. You've got a nice place 'n shrimp. It's almost a shame I'll be in Sevilla soon. Whatever.

Well, happy fall equinox and like Frosty the Snowman or the Terminator, I'll be back. Don't know when and don't know why, but my plane leaves today and I'm not drunk enough to fly. Just signing on to tell you that Love Machines has 15 Chapters thus far, Taboo has 18 Chapters thus far, and Cocoon is done. I'd prove it if I could, but this smartphone ain't mine. Well, here I am signing out again, forever a washing machine.

Et nunc idem res.

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Comments ( 3 )

I literally gasped when I saw this. I hope you have a good day, man, because you just made mine.

Your avatar is a washing machine. That shows dedication.

I will await your return patiently

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