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Draven Eclipse


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  • 543 weeks
    CALLING ALL FOLLOWERS

    I am stressed. This isn't your typical run of the mill everyday stress. No, this is planet cracking and nerve tearing stress. My stress has stress. What to call upon you guys to provide me with your most heartwarming, funny, romantic, just happy stories you can find on the site. I have a been doing so but I am just one man. I am also willing to go offsite for great stress relievers and sources of

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  • 552 weeks
    Anything Goes

    If any of you enjoyed the Equestria Girls movie, I encourage you to check out Extra Credit. It's a group collab with minifics that range between 100-500 words a piece. Fun little writing projects and surprisingly a bit tougher than you would think when it comes to writers like myself who are used to

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  • 560 weeks
    I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL

    NO SERIOUSLY GUYS, THIS FANART IS THE MOST GORGEOUS AND NOT RACIST IN THE LEAST. THIS IS A PICTURE MADE BY Mr. Spiffy. BEHOLD ITS GLORY. PRESENTING HAYATO MIDO

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  • 566 weeks
    Uncle Dravens Update Corner.

    So its that time once again kids, Uncle Dravens Update Corner. Staring me, Uncle Draven. I know some of you are wondering where the next chapter of Shades is, and instead of messaging everyone individually, I decided to a big post. Writing for Shades has slowed a bit because of my new job that has me working 3 to 11 and leaving me very tired when I get home, I usually read a few stories and fall

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    9 comments · 659 views
  • 574 weeks
    Starcraft 2

    So I like to play Starcraft 2, unfortunately I am quite limited on who I have to play this game with. So I am reaching out to see if any of you fine folks might play the game yourselves. I figure it gives me a chance to get to know some of you guys and have fun in the process. If you're game, then leave your username in the section below and I will add you to my friends.

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CALLING ALL FOLLOWERS · 6:44am Dec 12th, 2013

I am stressed. This isn't your typical run of the mill everyday stress. No, this is planet cracking and nerve tearing stress. My stress has stress. What to call upon you guys to provide me with your most heartwarming, funny, romantic, just happy stories you can find on the site. I have a been doing so but I am just one man. I am also willing to go offsite for great stress relievers and sources of happy entertainment. None of you are obliged but I would appreciate it regardless. Thanks for taking the time to read this. I am sorry there hasn't been much progress on Shades. Hard to do with a busted laptop, one of my stress factors. Had to type this on my phone. Happy Holidays.

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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15322/learning-abcs-adorable-bothersome-chaotic - I remember starting this fic when I got into the writing portion of the fandom, and having a good laugh while doing so. Its well written, funny and absolutley adorable! Or play some DoTA 2. Great game. Free game.

'Tis always a grand pleasure to see that you're still alive, mate!

Here, has a thing.

And this other thing.

If you've yet to read this, shame upon thee.

Also, not exactly cheery, but I find it to be pretty funny if not somewhat dark.

There's also the story on my page. Yes, I know. I'm a terrible person...

Normally when dealing with someone who's been inactive for so long I'd just scoff and close the tab...but!

Shades of Grey is just thaaaat good:ajsmug:

you want cute? then try this!

you want want heartwarming? try this!

you want funny...well umm hmm...here! try this!

well I hope that helped:pinkiehappy:

Didn't find much in my favorites, did find this:George Carlin Bitches and Moans About Life In Equestria

Weeeeeell, I don't really read many heartwarming or cute stories. Depends on the genre, really. However, I'd say to just watch Arrow cause it's fucking awesome. But you already know that, and let's be honest, you already saw that awesomeness that happened yesterday.

Seriously though, don't get yourself too stressed out. Maybe playing a fun game of League of Legends with friends will help? Or just talk with friends about anything that you might have problems with. I'm sure they'd be happy to help in any way possible.

Also, this will cheer you up again.

I hope you like crazy shit.

Because here's some:

They have a shit ton of awesome stuff, ALWAYS on high quality, even when they were just starting xD
Here's the llink:
Something sexy

Whenever I want to relieve stress or just feel good, I listen to Gorillaz songs. It might be hard to do on a phone unless you have ear buds, but here's some good ones in case you do:

Last Living Souls
Tomorrow Comes Today
Sound Check (Gravity)
Feel Good Inc. (of course)
Clint Eastwood
Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head
O Green World
On Melancholy Hill
Some Kind of Nature

Also, read some of this. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

STRESS?

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT THING ABOUT YOU SAYING YOUR STRESSED?!?

WE ARE MEN!

SO WE DO NOT HAVE "STRESS CUFFS" BREAK FREE OF IT NOW, LEST YOU END UP LIKE THIS POOR, POOR BASTARD.

I LOVE YOUR FUCKING STORY; SHADES SO I SHOULD REMIND YOU HOW BADASS WE HUMANS ARE.

NOW, LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD!!

LEARN HOW TO LUCID DREAM.

AND YOU MUST FIND YOUR SPRAY AS WELL.

NOW MOVE ON, I FUCKING DARE YOU.

Axz

Try reading this. The Immortal Game it was one of the first story's i ever read on this site and up to this date it still is one of my favorites, it's definitely worth a look at the least.

Another good story is Alduin Unbound I think i mentioned that one previously, but just in case i did not. cant hurt to mention it again.

Story's aside, PONIES The Anthology III was uploaded a week ago, if ya haven't seen it already there is a hour of fun right there.

Hoped that helped, and have a merry christmas:pinkiesmile:

So I looked through your favorites list and couldn't help but notice that you don't have The Keepers of Discord... well, unless you disliked it, but whatever, I'll link it anyways.

I highly recommend this one. It's a bittersweet, funny pecked, hope-inducing story, despite the fact that everything happens from the POV of a stone statue.

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Fluttertrain?

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6:10 Inception horn makes everything more dramatic. In this case, I was roflmao.

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Hamburger time. Hamburgers made out of pork. Pork prepared from preserved meat, which in turn comes from a slaughter house. Pork is pig. Pig is hooved animal. Pony also hooved animal. So reference to pony slaughter house?

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11:40 Borderlands!!!!

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12:40 Sweet background.

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15:54 I wanna see a full version of this.

Thank you to everyone who linked me something. It has been a big help, I really appreciate it. Good news is that I was able to replace my laptop today and get my internet back. Hopefully I will be able to partition a portion of my time during my jobs holiday shutdown.

Three words, Tao Te Ching.
"Read that shit, it's good for stress;
To not force things and achieve more with less"
-Zecora

If this doesn't make you crack the hell up, nothing will. Also, you should check your funny bone and make sure that shit is still attached.

2508341 By your name, I must ask: Do you play League of Legends?

2508505 I get asked that a lot. Yes I do play league of legends although I can't for a little while due to my good computer being down. I will state however, that I used the name Draven before they made the Champion.

2512297 You must send me a your IGN dear fellow! I would love to play with you in the near future. :twilightsmile:

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