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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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    Where Are All the Sorcerers in MLP?

    Some of you might be tempted to answer this question, “There’s tons of sorcerers in MLP! Look at Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer, for instance. They are (were) evil and they use powerful magic.”

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    The Bowsette Controversy

    Not since Donald Trump has a singular figure polarized so many people against each other. Thank god she (he?) isn't real, or else the poor thing would receive death threats. I'm of course speaking of Bowsette, the Bowser-Peach hybrid which somehow exists. She's come to kidnap herself.

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  • 298 weeks
    My New Story: The Glimmer Dilemma

    Recently, I published a new story: The Glimmer Dilemma. It’s been in development hell for over a year now, but I finally got the story where I wanted it!

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  • 298 weeks
    Elon Musk, The Simulation, and Certainty

    Before I begin, well-known writer Estee is having some major trouble and is asking for help. I don't know this person but some of you probably do. Let's see if we can't get a thousand points of FimFic light together.

    Now on to the blog!

    MANIC MUSK ON MARIJUANA

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  • 301 weeks
    New Miracle Medication: Russiadiditol!

    “I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?TM

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Dec
25th
2013

Merry Christmas! Celestia bless us, everypony! · 3:42am Dec 25th, 2013

Merry Christmas, everyone! I am about halfway finished with a new Christmas-themed chapter of My British Pony: Stereotypes Are Magic which will go up on Christmas day sometime. It's a parody of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol and the Hearths' Warming Eve episode, and should hopefully be pretty funny.

A few people commented that relying solely on British stereotypes for my humo(u)r was getting a bit old and was too predictable. Though there are and always have been other types of jokes in the story, I'll admit that I was relying a bit too much on stereotypes and not enough on other types of humor. So in my new chapter, there will still be plenty of British stereotypes, (since it wouldnt' be "Stereotypes are Magic" without them!) but I'll also make a concerted effort to include more situational comedy, shenanigans, sarcasm, and snarkiness than I have before.

In other news, for my more regular followers, I've been working at my new job for the past few weeks, so I'm glad I have a couple days off. For those of you who follow it, I'm also working on new chapters of Brother Against Sister. I have about two of them done, so I should be able to resume my regular update schedule around Monday. I'll try to stick to updating it every monday, but no guarantees.

I'll also try to update The Ponion some.

Have a great holiday!

Comments ( 2 )

Bah! Humbug! Who needs Christmas anyway?
Merry Christmas, breh.

Fucking A Christmas Carol, is there no escaping it?

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