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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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  • 349 weeks
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    Hey everyone.

    I'll cut right to the chase: this will be my final blog post. I'm leaving. For good.

    Yeah, I know I've said that in the past, usually when I was in the middle of an immature meltdown, but this time the circumstances are much, much different.

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  • 351 weeks
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    *shudders*

    Avoid these hour-long abominations at all costs. Go watch something that's actually funny and creative, like Uno: The Movie. Don't waste your time or brain cells on that other filth.

    Fuck. Just...fuck.

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  • 357 weeks
    BOLO

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Jan
17th
2014

Story Ideas + Where I've Been · 3:22pm Jan 17th, 2014

So it's Day 2 of my return, and I'm glad to see that a lot of you welcomed me back with open arms. Thank you, guys. That means a lot to me.

I'm gonna take a minute to explain some ideas for future stories, plus just what happened during my absence. Ok, so here are some ideas. None of them are set in stone, but I just wanted to pitch them to see what you guys think. (Also, I realize that having been away for so long, most likely some of these stories have already been done. That's fine, but I wanted to put my own spin on them.)

1. If Trevor Phillips Was a Pony: Exactly what it sounds like.

2. Markiplier Saves Equestria: A spiritual successor to Pewdiepie Saves Equestria, this time starring my new favorite YouTuber, Markiplier (with possible guest stars).

3. The Nostalgia Critic's Equestrian Adventure: Again, what it sounds like. An HiE starring the Critic and his friends.

What do you guys think? Let me know.


And now I come to my story. Where do I begin? Well, when I abandoned FF, I did feel like a weight had been lifted off my shoulders. For a while, I focused on many different things. For example, I started college at Georgia State University, and finished my first semester with pretty decent grades. I got a temporary job that only lasted two weeks, but still helped me with my resume for other jobs. College life can be stressful, and it's definitely no cake walk, but so far it's been a satisfying experience.

I've been writing a lot, but I can never seem to finish what I start. I think that's just a part of my mental state, as this has been a recurring behavior throughout my entire life. That's one of the reasons I came to this decision, so I could practice my writing by making relatively simple stories that I actually can finished before moving on to bigger projects.

My writing style has greatly improved. I'm no Shakespeare or anything, but I think you will see that there is a marked difference between my writing now and my writing back then.

And...well, that's pretty much it. I've been playing a shit ton of GTA V, a game that I love (and the first game that has online multiplayer I actually enjoy). I found new YouTubers like Markiplier, CultofDusty, Yamimash, Vanoss, and KYR SP33DY. I got into a car crash but survived unharmed. And that's about it.

Again, it's great to be back, guys. Here's to a new beginning. :D

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Comments ( 19 )

I am all in favor of Nostalgia Critic's Equestrian Adventure. Seriously, write it!

1727368 Don't worry, I plan too. :pinkiehappy:

1727369 Well, hurry up! What are you waiting for, a written invitation?

The following is a public service announcement, in regards to one BaroqueNexus.

This is a formal invitation to write Nostalgia Critic's Equestrian Adventure.

There, now you have one!:trollestia::pinkiehappy:

2. Markiplier Saves Equestria

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Also Markiplier is best YouTuber. No argument.

1727384 Nah, The Fiery Joker is best YouTuber.:eeyup:

1727395 Well, lets take this one step at a time, shall we?:trixieshiftright:

Twere it not for him, I would not be a brony, so therefore, I would not be on this site, and would not have met all the wonderful people I have.

1727400

I was just kidding :derpytongue2:

Besides, I'll admit I have no idea who The Fiery Joker is just that Markiplier's better so I can't really judge anyways :rainbowwild:

1727409 You don't know who he is!?

This is a crime against YouTube, nay, Bronydom itself!:flutterrage:

This must be rectified!:twilightangry2:

Here, have a link. :twistnerd:

1727409 Well, my friend, expect copious amounts of butt-stabbing and Mark's abuse of Nurse Redheart. :raritywink:

I'm pretty sure Yamimash will make it in there, maybe even Bob and Wade. There will be a blacksmith, but no one will be able to find him. :rainbowlaugh:

And let's not forget Wilfred Warfstache and Santa with his little kiddies

Do Mark! He has way better sayings, Trevor has already been done, and so has the Nostalgia Critic. I also think Mark would get a really good laugh from it, seeing as he actually looks at his fan stuff.

1728374 Mark's a definite, but I'd like to do NC anyways simply because of how much I like him. I'm not moving in the direction of solely crossovers, as I'm still working through a bunch of stuff, but I'm considering it. I kinda figured that Trevor had already been done. :applejackunsure:

1728819 Trevor has so many shit five about him, its ridiculous. NC has a few about him, but none with him actully going there.

1728916 I figured. Trevor is the shit. I'll have to read some MLP Trevor fics and see if they got him down. :derpytongue2:

In fact, I don't think it'd just be the Nostalgia Critic. Maybe it'll be a lot more of Channel Awesome...excluding CR and 8-Bit Mickey, as a sort of in-joke.

1728927 I'm only familiar with NC, Cinema Snob, Spoony, and Angry Joe. They're the only ones that entertain me, and do things that are relevant to me.

I was also on my ipod with that last comment, so thats why there are errors.

1728374 Also, I'm thinking of tying the Mark and NC stories to Pewdiepie Saves Equestria, given that I edited some of that story to fit for a possible trilogy.

Man, looking back on it now, that story is pretty shitty. I'm surprised so many people like it.

1729303 It was pretty good for what it is. And that is, kinda sorta, a good idea. Maybe the same game, different experiences from Mark's youtube life?

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