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Tarot Card


Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

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  • 411 weeks
    New Story, New Me

    As you might be aware, The Sequel to The Man With Two Names has just been published. Well, the first chapter, anyways. I know that I said that I was going to try to write it all at once, but that was not a good idea. Between college, and that huge intimidating writing task, I was paralyzed by procrastination, and it suddenly became easy to avoid this daunting task in favor of other

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    6 comments · 1,412 views
  • 460 weeks
    State of the author: The Man With No Country

    Hello all,

    I'm breaking radio silence to give you updates on my latest and greatest project, The Man With No Country. Yes, this is the sequel to The Man With Two Names. Progress is slow but steady, I have a chapter by chapter / character bios and synopses prepared for my current and future editors, and as a guide for myself.

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    17 comments · 1,227 views
  • 514 weeks
    After the fact blog post + sequel information

    I just want to take a moment to thank everyone for their readership, their comments and feedback. All the critiques, both praise and criticisms have helped me grow as a writer, to understand what works and what doesn't. I also must thank you all for your patience, especially those few who first caught onto the story when I published the first chapter two years ago.

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    31 comments · 2,367 views
  • 519 weeks
    Update on Epilogue

    Just a brief update for everyone, I am A.) still alive and B.) still writing the epilogue. Now that I'm settled in and have a week before my internship starts, productivity should ramp up.

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    10 comments · 1,190 views
  • 533 weeks
    Maud Pie episode

    New reason to get wicked pumped here.

    This episode is coming out in a month. Are you guys ready for this?

    You sure?
    Okay, here we go

    "When Pinkie Pie's sister comes to town, the girls find her much different than Pinkie described."[1]

    HO LEE SHIT. Dat pinkamena diane pie backstory.
    More about Pinkie's life.

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    1 comments · 1,456 views
Jan
23rd
2014

Guess my gender (aka how the readership perceives me) · 2:58am Jan 23rd, 2014

Totally random, but I realized that in all of my writing, I've never specified my gender. I thought you might be able to tell from my writing, but I noticed all of the comments address me as "sir/madam", or simply, "the author."


So readers, tell me, do you think I'm a man, or a woman, or what? Is it based off of my writing, or something else?

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Comments ( 16 )

I figured you were male, just because of the 'Donald Trump' part of your name. That' basically the only reason I think you are, anyways.

My guess is a dude, just as your name seems to imply.

You're a dude, dude.

Take it as a compliment. Your manliness radiates through the internet.

I think you might be a dude cause the name but the pic might indicate a woman but I stand by the name so dude

Everyone is male until proven otherwise on the internet. Unless its a Naruto fan fic community or something, in which case its the exact opposite.

Still say you're a duck.

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> “I figured you were male, just because of the ’Donald Trump’ part of your name. That’ basically the only reason I think you are, anyways.”

Hold your horses:

The 1st story of Donald Trump Card is The Man With 2 Names and Donald Trump is a notorious teabagging birther and all teabagging birthers are racists. The UserName could be a reference to the racism in The Man With 2 Names.

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I don't know the first thing about Donald Trump, but if he conceived the story before making an account, I'd buy that (I didn't know of him until this story, so the chances he changed his name before then still exist).

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> “I don’t know the first thing about Donald Trump, but if he conceived the story before making an account, I’d buy that (I didn’t know of him until this story, so the chances he changed his name before then still exist).”

Donald Trump Card is not Donald Trump:

Donald Trump is a notorious racist who ran for President of the United States of America in 20012 as the Great White Hope who will win the Presidency back from the Black. He wanted to make the WhiteHouse (the residency of the President of the United States of America) truly white again.

Donald Trump Card Joined the site and wrote a story about racist ponies. The UserName is an hint about the story the author writes. Basically, the ponies are all Donald Trumps in the Man with 2 Names.

Here is a link to information about the original Donald Trump who ran for President in 2012 and his racism:

Donald Trump

The UserName is an hint to the kind of story the Man With 2 Names is.

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In hindsight, the way I phrased that made it sound like I 1) didn't know who Donald Trump was, and 2) thought Donald Trump was a name of Donald Trump Card's creation, neither of which are true. But still, it's a sound theory.

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Okay. It is still a clever way of hinting about the story. I wonder whether the author will change names when writing other stories for dropping hints about the new stories.


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Actually, it's just because combining the phrases "Donald Trump" + "Trump Card" amused me. Initially, my user name was "allegorical heart condition", so named after Reverend Dimmesdale in the Scarlet Letter, also because the phrase amused me. I had to change it to the current one so the site would let me publish stories (some rule about length of username).

So basically, username has nothing to do with my stories.

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¡Thanks for the correction! It is an interesting coincidence.

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