Recofuckinglection - Jan 31, 2014 · 4:46am Feb 1st, 2014
Last time I wrote this shit, it was on the 27th of December, just two days after Christmas. Still depressingly nomming on my sorrow cotton candy, I decided that, hey, since it's the holidays, the mods wouldn't be so grouchy.
No.
Got the beating of my life, then banished from this site, not only missing New Year the site, but also my 1 year anniversary of being on the site, and the 1 year anniversary of getting banned of the site. After many months of goofing off, mostly masturbating, I was like, "Imma go check out FimFic again and see if people miss me." Some did, but most were ecstatic to see me perish. They're now on my kill list, which I'll make soon enough.
Anyways, after visiting the page, I see the old login button and thought, "I wonder if I can make a new account?" I made another email account, which is now my fifth one, for those who give a shit.
So I make the account, made a username, and the site sent a verification code to the account. Clicked verify, and now I'm stuck here again.
I hope you liked that recofuckinglection. I've got plenty of more shit to talk about here. (Love you whitey)