I'M ALIVE!

... I know, I can hardly believe it either!

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[The Sergeant]

Where the heck were you, man?

[Blue_Paladin42]

GHOSTS

[theRedBrony]

NO YOU'RE NOT.

[SIGAWESOME]

1812493

Where the heck were you, man?

1. Extended tutelage under a grand master at a lost Tibetan lamasery to learn and practice the deep, sublime techniques of ponific writing?

2. Kidnapped by an insane, rabid Trixie x Leech fan, crippled à la Misery, forced to write parts 5 and 6 of The Leechverse at axepoint, before escaping via an ingenious ruse involving fuzzy car dice, gaffer tape, a jar of Marmite, and a travelling mime troupe?

3. Recovering after a wild month of wanton debauchery and hedonism in Monaco that possibly violated 7 international treaties and made Las Vegas look like an encyclopaedia appreciation party () held at a primary school library?

4. Internet connection repeatedly stolen by an eagle?

[Dusty the Royal Janitor]

HOLY CARP!

I was just wondering yesterday where you'd gotten to. How've you been? What's up?

[Telaros]

Is it... really you? It is, isn't it?
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I missed you.
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It's good to have you back.
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[Telaros]

1813751

2. Kidnapped by an insane, rabid Trixie x Leech fan, crippled à la Misery, forced to write parts 5 and 6 of The Leechverse at axepoint, before escaping via an ingenious ruse involving fuzzy car dice, gaffer tape, a jar of Marmite, and a travelling mime troupe?

Don't look at Us. We have been sitting here for months on Our now nearly skeletal butt alongside this changeling fellow here as we stare at the story page clicking F5 for the past... however many years it's been since last We posted. Even if such an event were to occur, We carry no jars of Marmite.

[Twifight Sparkill]

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WHY YOU NO WORK!?

It was witty. Trust me!