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Bloodpool


I'm not much of a writer, but if you need information on the many weapons of war that humanity has fielded over the centuries, I'm the guy to ask.

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  • 460 weeks
    Somewhere nearby...

    Earth: "Pfft, screw gravity."

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  • 508 weeks
    Ideas!


    Question: Have any of you ever read any of the books from the series "His Dark Materials" by Philip Pullman?

    If the awnser is yes, then hooray! You'll know what I'm talking about! If it's no, here's a link to a brief(ish) summary of the three books that make up the series.

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  • 520 weeks
    Battlefield: Equestria (An unfortunate occurrence)

    As you may or may not know, I have very recently been working, setting up and generally preparing for "going live" with Battlefield:Equestria's new website.

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  • 525 weeks
    Upcoming stuff.

    Here's a little spoiler for my next story, which was inspired by this image.

    I think I was human once.

    That's what the memories say. These memories were mine, I think. Little more than emotions now, faded by time. A thousand fractured images swirl in what I assume is my mind. Faces, places, people and things.

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  • 525 weeks
    Dragonball Pony

    For those of you who just want to watch that pretty damn awesome fight scene again, here it is!

    Also, I think that's the first time I've ever been fully justified in using the term "Fight Scene" in regards to an episode of MLP. Weird.

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Mar
6th
2014

Strange emails of strange strangeness · 11:01pm Mar 6th, 2014

So, at about 10:35 PM GMT, I revived one of the most bizarre emails. I have ever read.

"Hello.
It may look strange to Yes, we don't know.  previously my name is Elena. and you? I'm a good girl. I live in a small town. but I would like to see the world and . I love to walk around the pair. my hobby is embroider. I love to spend hours and embroider nice patterns.  if you please tell me more about you. I am 30. how old are you? I send you my photo today.  if you please send me your photo too. O'k! Now, I'm finish. Write me
soon. I shall your message O'k? I hope you! Elena Hello Goodbyee"

I can't make head nor tail of what it's supposed to be saying, though I was careful enough not to open the rather suspicious looking attachment that came with it. Anyway, thought I'd share this randomness with you all, because this butchery of the English language Is too hilarious not to.

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Hey, I received that too! When I opened the attachment nothing happened, though I did get a call earlier today from the bank, saying someone had added 5,000 US dollars to my account...

Oh well. Must have been Canadian.

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