Meanwhile, somewhere in Russia · 9:19am Mar 24th, 2014
*Somewhere, in the most frozen and dark corner of Siberia*
"Hey, moron! Wake up!" The police officer shouts, looking at the document he is holding in his hand.
"Woh? What?" HiddenUnderACouch opens his eyes, to find himself in the trash can. "Oh, hey, officer. It's alright, I'm just sleeping here."
"I have good and bad news for you."
"Oh... even like that? So, what are the good news?"
"Your fanfic got featured. And you also have over 100 followers."
HiddenUnderACouch turns as bright as the sun itself, jumps out of the trash can and grabs his gentleman cane and swag-walks to the nearest BMW. He keeps singing
The police officer tries to chase him down. "You're also under arrest for sleeping in the public place! Wait! Stop! Argh, go to hell!" He abandons his chase, and lets HiddenUnderACouch stand on the car and sing loudly.
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I couldn't even believe it was possible! But it is possible! I am featured! And I also have over 100 followers! Let the party begin, and everypony is invited!
*dances on the car like a baws*
congratz.
Did the police ever find you?
1951474
Of course not. They would have removed his internetz if they did.
Congrats, man.
1951474 They can't catch me with my mad strafing skillz
That's my garbage can. They all are. All of them in the world.
No, the only impossibility is you having under five hundred followers.
Now go, go my friend! Become more famous!