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TheAussieBlue


I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

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  • 497 weeks
    I HAD A STROKE!

    No seriously! A full on stroke. Went to hospital and everything.

    Was not fun.

    Also, strokes tend not to have as much flailing as you'd think. More like twitching uncontrollably.

    But I'm okay now! Mostly.

    4 comments · 582 views
  • 521 weeks
    Why Are Things Taking So Long?

    "Hey, Aussie? When you gonna be done with a new chapter of The Virginal Princess?"

    "Silence Penultimo, my work as El Presidente is never done! Stupid protests..."

    "My... My name isn't Penultimo..."

    So, yeah, I bought me some Tropico 4 and 5, and now I CAN"T STOP PLAYING IT! Stupid sizzling Latino beats.

    0 comments · 446 views
  • 531 weeks
    Difficulties With Low Brow Humour

    I am amazed at how hard it is to come up with innuendo jokes, and have situations where there can be massive misunderstandings which lead to funny situations.

    I'm kind of running out... though I wonder if I can stretch it out with carpet cleaning.

    1 comments · 442 views
  • 539 weeks
    I Am Not Dead; New Story In Works.

    The biggest problem that Twilight is facing was that Stan Johnson, the security chief, was insane.

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    1 comments · 476 views
  • 549 weeks
    Invasion of The Spider People

    The sun sat still in the sky, beating down with harsh heat onto brown dirt plains strewn with small boulders. Long green trees made up of a single trunk/leaf stretched up in thousands, hundreds of thousands, into the sky. Nestled in the shadows of two great, four legged shapes was a small compound. The compound stretched for some distance, and every space not filled with buildings and runways,

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Mar
28th
2014

Difficulties With Low Brow Humour · 3:16am Mar 28th, 2014

I am amazed at how hard it is to come up with innuendo jokes, and have situations where there can be massive misunderstandings which lead to funny situations.

I'm kind of running out... though I wonder if I can stretch it out with carpet cleaning.

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Comments ( 1 )

I know the feeling.

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