Hi!

Hello, this is AppleloosanPsychiatrist!

It's not easy writing stories for Pinkie Pie, considering my functional illiteracy.

Honestly, I don't really like Pinkie, and I don't want you to like her, either.

I hate her and feel threatened by her.

I will ruin this character.

I'm just coming out and telling you.

Fuck Pinkie Pie and fuck you.

Comments

[iloveportalz0r]

>I don't want you to like her

>Fuck Pinkie Pie
Gladly
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[Lucefudu]

ZE HATRED!

Seriously now, why?
(Not about to start an argument, promise. Genuinely curious.)

[Appleloosan Psychiatrist]

478985
It would be difficult, given the natural constraints of human discourse, to elucidate with any degree of preciseness the emotion I feel for Pinkie Pie. Hatred doesn't quite cover it.

It's a primal feeling - one I feel taps into the deep inner consciousness of our entire species. Whenever I see that pink pony, I leap to fight or flee as I'm sure did our ancestors whenever they encountered threats not only to their personal livelihood, but to the very existence of our burgeoning species itself. Everytime I see her face, it is a constant reminder that there exists, in this universe or some other, some being that fully capable and willing to cause irreparable damage to my very being.

Her laughter cuts into my soul like the screams of the damned.

Her shining smile lights yet another smoldering ember of homicidal rage in my heart.

I will see her, and all who would defend her, crumble to ashes and dust around me

Hope that clears things up.

[Lucefudu]

479006 This deserves a fanfic.

[nemryn]

479006
Finally, someone else who understands the dangers of Pinkie Pie!

[twow443]

You can never destroy the love I have for Pinkie! NEVERRRRR!

[Art Inspired]

Fluttershy is better. We agree on ONE subject, AP. Pinkie Pie isn't the best pony.

[Appleloosan Psychiatrist]

497660
applejack is best pony
or twilight
also scootaloos pretty bitchin too

and braeburn of course
trixie was neato, can't wait for her return
also shining armor is starting to grow on me

and cadance is full of unf

[Art Inspired]

500006 lOL, i PRETTY MUCH GUESSED bREABURN WAS UP THERE... CONSIDERING YOUR SUGGESTIVE AVATAR...Fucking cap locks man...

[Appleloosan Psychiatrist]

509210
yeah caps lock is pretty cool

also there's this key called a "backspace" that's really nifty
like
you can use it to correct mistakes you may have made when typing something
like it's really quite neato
you should look it up

[Art Inspired]

510955 I'm lazy like that!

[Appleloosan Psychiatrist]

511287
wanna fuck

[Art Inspired]

514744 I'm a clop writer, of course!

[Fragment12]

I thought my hate for pinkie was unmatched but now I see I was wrong to think this and after reading your blog post I have fallen in love with you
-now yours Fragment

[BadTouch]

Seems reasonable to me!

[Button Mash the youtuber]

Down with the main character of the creepy-pasta 'cupcakes' a.k.a. Pinkie Pie!

[thecheshirecat1]

1598473
Go fuck yourself you failed abortion I am going to fantasize killing you slowly as I rape you to death with a steel revenge dildo.

[thecheshirecat1]

Is this blog serious? If you hate a fictional character that much then you can kindly fuck off. Pinkie haters like you are a disgrace. You have no reason to hate her you sick bastard!

[thecheshirecat1]

533853
then fuck off pinkie hater and throw yourself off a cliff you aids infested retard!

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

>:C Fuck you too!

[Appleloosan Psychiatrist]

still the best thing i ever wrote on this website