• Member Since 24th Jun, 2012
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scoots2


I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

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  • 250 weeks
    Follow-up on that stalker thing

    He seems to have gone quiet for now. I'm assuming the admins managed to smack down all of those alts. I haven't seen any new material on Tumblr or DeviantArt, either.

    Speaking of DeviantArt, here's the reply I got from them:

    Thanks for getting in touch!

    A member of the DeviantArt staff has reviewed this situation, and we have taken appropriate steps to resolve the problem.

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  • 253 weeks
    Just so you know...

    There's a person on here who has been creating alts and harassing me. I keep getting posts like "why have you stopped talking to me? Tell me what I did. I need closure." I'm also getting PMs along the order of "yo, why are you ignoring X? I thought you were friends."

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  • 259 weeks
    I lurk

    I know some people have asked why I won’t say anything, etc., but the truth is that I lurk. I sign in to see something, usually to re-read Rage Reviews. There are some things I can’t see unless I’m a bonafide member over a certain age. And then I just don’t ever log out, but I’m not “here” and ignoring anyone on purpose.

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  • 338 weeks
    Some people make themselves very, very unhappy

    Haven't been around much, but then, you knew that. Busyness, health issues, and frankly a whole lot of depression. Even ponies weren't interesting me very much anymore. I had a ticket to go to EQLA and a party that same weekend, and I did not go to either.

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  • 392 weeks
    Hey guys guys guys

    So, hi, you haven't probably seen much from me, and that is primarily because I have been sucked in again by my primary fandom, Harry Potter. Which isn't surprising, considering that I help run a convention and teach a course on it and am the school's club's faculty advisor and have given talks on it for, oh, over a decade.

    So for me, for the last few months, it has been mostly about:

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Jun
10th
2014

Happy Birthday, Cheese Sandwich! · 4:06pm Jun 10th, 2014

I got you something.

Source.

No, I don't have access to some mysterious source of canonical information. It only applies to my own iteration.

"Is this going to be important later?"

Mmmmmaybe.

"Is that the cover for a new fic?"

Mmmmaybe.

Probably not today, unfortunately--sorry, Cheese--but I hope to have it done by the end of the week, if not sooner. I have about a hundred papers to grade and a report to write right now, but I'll slip it in. Meanwhile, enjoy DragonFoxNinja's picture--and speculate.

EDIT: Oh, and also, Seattle's Angels just did a review of Mr. Lonelyheart Meets Miss Lovestruck. I'm surprised. I don't know what I could say that wouldn't come off as "I'd like to thank the Academy," but I really appreciate the review. Usually, I'm too close to what I've done to see patterns, so it's nice when someone else does. Thanks!

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I have about a hundred papers to grade and a report to write

Oh, you're a teacher? That's pretty cool.

Hmm. Cheese is a Gemini. Makes sense to me. Fast moving, fast talking social butterfly.

Assuming, of course, that astrology a) is a thing in Equestria, b) uses the same constellations, and c) isn't a giant pile of hokum. :derpytongue2:

Well, now you're killing me with curiosity. :ajbemused: Let's hope I survive long enough to see what you're plotting... :trixieshiftleft:

Sounds Awesome! Can't wait:pinkiehappy:

:pinkiehappy: happy birthday weird al i mean cheese XD

2196143 Uh--Cheese is not Weird Al. I wouldn't write him if he were.

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O o oh sorry...:fluttershbad: oh goodness. i thought it was the voice actor's birthday or something.:twilightsheepish:

2196199 Nope, just looked it up.
2195772 Weird Al, as it turns out, is a Scorpio, like me. There's a reason I picked June 10th out of the lineup, but it wasn't anything to do with astrology! Astrology is an interesting subject for the ways in which it ties in to cultural history and literature--you understand a lot more in Chaucer and Shakespeare if you know about it, but then you have to know about their version, including a geocentric universe with a few missing planets in the solar system we'd probably think of as pretty important. Newspaper astrology barely resembles it at all. I remember the good old days when Sydney Omarr was doing the horoscopes, and sometimes you'd see "someone will cook you a seafood dinner." I'd always think, "wow--so one-twelfth of the planet is getting a seafood dinner tonight. Amazing."

This calls for a song!

2195679 Yup, and I'm setting a terrible example.

I'm listening to Hardware Store while reading that. Merry Burthmas, Cheese:pinkiehappy:

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Explosive flatulence, eh? Cheese Sandwich Cannonball Surprise indeed... :pinkiesick:

And Pinkie will never find true happiness? Not if you have anything to say about it, I'm sure.

Happy birthday Cheesie,and have a nice day.

yet seeing that picture makes me feel I'm invading their privacy.............I'm going now. :twilightblush:

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Oh okay still sorry now i feel embarrassed. :twilightblush:

2196380 The javelin to the chest from his fiance must sting, too. Luckily, in my stories, he doesn't have one, right?
I don't understand why anyone would want to deny Pink Horse true happiness. Look at her up there.
2196396 Don't be. It's nothing.
2196395 it's just sleep, although I guess that is usually a private activity, but I swear there is nothing but G rated stuff here.

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