Rant at Google · 3:37pm Jun 17th, 2014
WARNING: RANT INBOUND-
Celestia damn it do I hate this Chromebook. Really, I hesitate to even call this thing a laptop, just Google money pandering. Firstly, the keyboard itself is missing quite a few keys, some of which I even tried to use when typing these three sentences (only to find that they aren't there). These missing keys include, but are not limited to: the delete key, the Royal Canterlot Voice key (caps lock), any of the F# keys, insert, home, page up, page down, and the end key. Also, you can't right click. Well, you technically can right click, but you can't do it by, you know, clicking on the right side of the track pad, no. You do it by holding down the alt key (or by plugging in a mouse). But more importantly, and this is what sparked this rage post, this Chromedump prevents you from downloading certain file types. Namely, anything Google can't make money off of. Google's official list of off-limits files goes as follows: (.apk, .app, .bat, .bin, .cmd, .com, .exe, .ipa, .job, .lnk, .osx, .pif, .reg, .run, .ws, .wsf). Now, as Google itself has said, this is not a complete list. They also stop me from downloading .rar files. My email downloads files in the .rar format, so that means that anything sent to my email cannot be downloaded to my current laptop. In a few simple words; F*cking bull fertilizer Google. I need a new computer.