You've Been Patient, So You'll See, You Can Call It Fake, But This Is a Real Update! · 3:55pm Jun 2nd, 2012
Wow, what is this strange collection of data? The en-tur-net you say? I might have to give it a try. I think, once, I might have used it. That was a long time ago, though, in ages past..
Oh my, the busyness was at insane levels. I really do apologize to all you readers and sincerely hope you didn't jump fic after realizing that it might take forever for a new chapter to emerge. I had to unexpectedly move (life just doesn't like the idea of sending an advanced notice) and continue to work simultaneously, leaving little time for... just about anything. I was about to forgo eating and drinking to open up more time until someone reminded I needed to in order to live.
Hopefully the (somewhat) larger chapter size makes up for things just a tiny bit? Of course the absolute absurd craziness contained inside said chapter might make that a bad thing. I swear that chapter was... something else to write. I have about 7 or 8 thousand words of scraps and rewrites of me trying to get that chapter to do its thing. I still don't know that that "thing" is or whether it "did" it. Oh, well.
Hostile Takeover? Updated? I feared this day would never come. Excuse me while I go asplode from happy.