Regrets? I have none · 9:48pm Aug 19th, 2014

midashguy: I want to become an Eagle and claw peoples eyes out well shouting Caw CAW
xSteelxPaladinx: Caw!
xSteelxPaladinx: Caw! I'm a pigeon!
xSteelxPaladinx: Wait, pigeons don't caw
midashguy: Either that or i want to become Muffler Man >:L
Patient X: .
xSteelxPaladinx: MUFFLER MAn
xSteelxPaladinx: AND... Well, his awesome sidekick called "Johnny FuckNiggets"
midashguy: The Adventures of Muffler Man and Windsheild Wiper Boy!
xSteelxPaladinx: Hahaha
StarlightShadow1: Pigeons scream like banshees while devouring the corpses of unfortunate bagels
xSteelxPaladinx: Lel
midashguy: not truamatizing at all
xSteelxPaladinx: There's lots of pigeons at my school's courtyard
xSteelxPaladinx: We feed them from times to times
midashguy: Seagull Guy! Abandon in a parking lot as a child, he was raised by seagulls and has the powers to shriek loudly and eat french fries off the ground. :L
StarlightShadow1: WHAT DID THE BAGEL EVER DO TO YOU MAN
xSteelxPaladinx: Lel
midashguy: IT KILLED MY FAMILY
Patient X: BOULDERDASH
StarlightShadow1: HOW
StarlightShadow1: HOW DOES A BAGEL KILL
StarlightShadow1: unless you eat too many bagels
midashguy: With a Tommy Gun xD
StarlightShadow1: that can happen
xSteelxPaladinx: AW YES
StarlightShadow1: ooh god
xSteelxPaladinx: THAT'S AWESOME
midashguy: Gangster Bagel ftw!
Patient X: .
xSteelxPaladinx: WE NEED TO INVENT NEW MELEE WEAPONS FOR MILITARY PERSONNEL
StarlightShadow1: what the fuck are we on
midashguy: Bagels? XD
StarlightShadow1: yes
xSteelxPaladinx: YES
StarlightShadow1: cocaine bagels
xSteelxPaladinx: Bagels are gonna replace the combat knives
Patient X: KOKAIN??
xSteelxPaladinx: Yes
Patient X: YUS
xSteelxPaladinx: Psst
xSteelxPaladinx: Psst, yeah, you
xSteelxPaladinx: C'mere
StarlightShadow1: WE CAN THROW BAGELS AT THE ARMY PEOPLES
xSteelxPaladinx: I got some gooooood stuff
Patient X: Aroo?
StarlightShadow1: WE SHALL OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT USING NOTHING BUT BAGELS
midashguy: Who need guns when you could have bagels?
xSteelxPaladinx: YES
StarlightShadow1: STELLA
StarlightShadow1: MIDA
xSteelxPaladinx: RISE IN REVOLUTION
midashguy: VIVA REVOLUTION BAGEL
xSteelxPaladinx: THE BAGEL REVOLUTION
StarlightShadow1: YOU BOTH ARE GON GET YO ASSES DOWN TO DA CAROLINAS AND MEET ME AN PATIENT
xSteelxPaladinx: WE GONNA MARCH WITH FLAGS SPORTING BLOODIED BAGELS
Patient X: YURS
StarlightShadow1: AND WE'RE GON GO DOWN TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND THROW BAGELS AT THE GATES
midashguy: Lel
xSteelxPaladinx: BECAUSE BAGELS
StarlightShadow1: VIVA LA REVOLUTION BITCHES!