The Return of the Demonic Moth · 6:39pm Aug 21st, 2014

So, Midashguy has got a moth inside his room who actually followed him after he tried to bring an end to its life with a fly-swatter. Well, revenge is happenin' right now:

midashguy: HOLY SHEET THE DEMON MOTH HAS RETURNED AUUGG
midashguy: THAT FUCKER DIED AND HES BACK
xSteelxPaladinx: ...
midashguy: MAH FRIEND JESSE UNLATCHED THE GATES OF HELL AND A FUCKING MOTH FLITTERED OUT
midashguy: THIS IS THAT MOTH
xSteelxPaladinx: Aw noooo
midashguy: fucking huge
midashguy: rams itself into mah face for no reason
xSteelxPaladinx: Haha
midashguy: and it jut crawled under mah pillow D:
xSteelxPaladinx: Oh God
midashguy: its just fucking staring at me now
xSteelxPaladinx: HAHAHAHHAHA
xSteelxPaladinx: Moths can stare at you?
xSteelxPaladinx: I thought they had small eyes .-.
midashguy: oh god......its on my leg
xSteelxPaladinx: DON'T MOVE
midashguy: NOT THING GUY
midashguy: THIS GUY HAS EYES
xSteelxPaladinx: OH NO
xSteelxPaladinx: DON'T MOVE. DON'T FLINCH A MUSCLE
midashguy: HES BIG AS A FUCKING CELL PHONE
xSteelxPaladinx: AAAAAAAAAAA
xSteelxPaladinx: MIDA
xSteelxPaladinx: FIND A FLIP FLOP
xSteelxPaladinx: xD
midashguy: OK TIME TO FUCKING PANIC
xSteelxPaladinx: WHAT HAPPENED
midashguy: IT CRAWLED UP MY FUCKING PANT LEG AND DISAPPEARED
xSteelxPaladinx: AAAAAAAAAAA
xSteelxPaladinx: IT'S INSIDE YOU
midashguy: ITS FUCKING GONE
midashguy: APOLLO 18 WAS TRUE OH GOD
xSteelxPaladinx: xD
midashguy: I TOOK OFF MAH PANTS AND ITS CRAWLING AROUND IN IT
xSteelxPaladinx: AW SHIT
xSteelxPaladinx: AW FUCKING SHIT
midashguy: IT VANISHED AGAIN
midashguy: SWEET JESUS
xSteelxPaladinx: THAT'S NOT GOOD
midashguy: I PICKED UP THE PANTS AND IT JUMPED AT MAH FACE
xSteelxPaladinx: GRAB A DEODORANT CAN
xSteelxPaladinx: AND A LIGHTER
xSteelxPaladinx: BURN IT DOWN
midashguy: I TRIED BEFORE
midashguy: IT ONLY COMES BACK
midashguy: YOU CAN'T KILL THE DEMON MOTH
xSteelxPaladinx: BUT
xSteelxPaladinx: GRAB A FLIP FLOP
xSteelxPaladinx: IT'S THE MOST EFFECTIVE WEAPON
midashguy: FOO, I HIT THIS THING WITH A FLY SWATTER AT A DIFFERENT HOUSE
midashguy: IT FLEW MILES AND MILES TO CONTINUE THIS TORMENT
xSteelxPaladinx: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAh
xSteelxPaladinx: BURN IT
midashguy: I TRIED
midashguy: ITS LIKE A HORROR MOVIE WITH A MOTH
xSteelxPaladinx: OR SMASH IT WITH A FLIP FLOP, YOU'LL ONLY HAVE MOTH SMEARED AT A WALL
midashguy: YOU THINK ITS DEAD AND IT ONLY COMES BACK FOR NINE MORE SEQUELS
xSteelxPaladinx: AAAAAAAAAAAA
xSteelxPaladinx: CONTACT GOD
xSteelxPaladinx: HE MIGHT HELP YOU. GET SOME HOLY WATER
midashguy: FOO I'D NEED VAN HELSING

My sweet Jesus, that was good. Pretty much like how a bird nested itself on top of my closet for 4 hours. I received a one-day trial of what it is to have a free, panicking bird, and I didn't enjoy it.

SteelxPaladin

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