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Tentacle Slaphappy


Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

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  • 477 weeks
    leaving

    I have decided to leave fimfiction and mlp forever.

    Im being honest about this.

    Also, im actually a stallion

    And a compulsive liar.

    Calling everyone poni pone was actually my way of being condensening.

    I can't spell that last word but I don't really care.

    I also did not think at all of committing suicide. I was just joking.

    Im actually really afraid of people

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    :D

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  • 483 weeks
    happy Valentine's day!!

    So did somepone wish you to be their Valentine? :3

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  • 490 weeks
    happy birthday 2015

    "Yay!" Says the tentacle pone.

    She then huggs the newly born year. 2015 looks strangely at her. It asks, "Where? What?"

    This prompts another bubbly chain of tentacly huggs. "You'll give us great things, I just knows it!"

    Without questions, 2015 accepts this.

    The tentacle pone nudges it forward, let's get you started. 2015 moves allows itself to be pushed forward without comment.

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Aug
26th
2014

The best week eeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!! · 10:45pm Aug 26th, 2014

Heello poni pones! I have you tell you all that I cannot contain myself and simply sit still for more than 2 seconds. I've just gotten contact lens for the first time and I've been wearing them for about 2 hours now and I just can't describe how ecstatically flipin-lutely amazing it is that I can finally see everything without glasses, but that isn't even all of it. I have a new phone- galaxy g4! All of my friends and pretty much everyone I've ever known has had touch screen iphones and such, in which I've been using a sidekick.

Tenty is finally apart of the cool kids now.

I've been using my phone all day and I just love it! *hugs my phone and rubs it against my face in much the same way most people would want to do a fuzzy baby seal.*

I've also had my first class yesterday, it's a drawing class, and I've made up with my friends who I hadn't talked to in months. I'm glad they weren't mad at me. I spread out my classes a bit over the week so that they aren't so compacted together and wouldn't cause issues like they did last year (it was pretty horrible). I should have more time with my friends at school while also having time to write short stories without getting overburdened.

Anyways, I'm feeling good about this year, but I know that I won't have anymore time with this site. I don't do much here like I used to and I don't read poni fiction nor do I write poni stories, however, I really don't want to let go of this place either, so...

I have a proposition to make to any who wish to become apart of it. It will provide entertainment for both myself and those involved. It will be ambitious, grand, and most importantly it will be my challenge to the Power. I will post in another blog tomorrow at precisely 5:45pm.

Kay, that is all. Bai my poni pones! :pinkiehappy:

Edit: Follow-up blog delayed.

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Comments ( 18 )

You got rid of your glasses? Why? Don't know how many guys have sexy librarian fantasies? An absurd amount. A disturbingly absurd amount.

I just want to love it and hug it, and NOT LET GO.
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Dont leave us, you squishy little thing... You're so kind. :fluttercry:

I look forward to tomorrow then! And contact lens yay...:derpytongue2:

okay, now i want to see you with your new contacts since you overly hyped them.

Tenty is finally apart of the cool kids now.

According to what I managed to gather from this blog, you were already apart from the so-called cool kids.
"Apart" and " a part" mean two completely different things. :derpytongue2:

Now that I've got the gratuitous typo joke out of the way, it's sad to know that we won't be seeing much of your slaphappy tentacles anymore. It looks like I'll have to make sure I check my feed around 5:45 tomorrow...

K. See you then!:pinkiehappy:

i got contacks

But I'm not going to be here tomorrow at 5:45pm! Ah man!

Oh God, those seals are so cute it huuuuuurts

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No need to worries epsillies, I can make a reservation for you :)

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Oh no no, I still have them. And i know about librarian fantasies. I however am neither a librarian nor a fantasy. ;p

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NEVER LETTING IT GO. EVER. :pinkiecrazy:

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Im sorry lil fishy, but sometimes even a tentacled abomination needs to one day sleep forever...

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I know!! I love em!!! :D

FEAR IS FREEDOM! SUBJUGATION IS LIBERATION! CONTRADICTION IS TRUTH!

ROW, ROW, FIGHT DA POWA!

Also, yeah, touch-screen phones are pretty cool. As are contacts: I finally got some in senior year of high school, and dear God do they ever help! Been wearing them for almost a decade now.

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well, that's some kind of reaction

2405628

Im sorry lil fishy, but sometimes even a tentacled abomination needs to one day sleep forever...

You know we're working on that problem, right? If you're as young as you sound, uhhh...

Don't tell anyone, but we're kinda hoping with a lot of hard work we can cure ageing before it gets you :rainbowkiss:.

Among a few other things...

2405628 Nopity nope-nope-nope. Come, Slaphappy! We can hug those seals together!

I shall help you!

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