The last (unfinished) story I published to this account was five long years ago. Well, more or less five. The point is, it's been a long fucking while since I've done pretty much anything, and that's ...
It's been a long time, hasn't it? As some of you may have noticed, I just released my latest story which I promise I'll finish this time. I'm being super serious. It will get done.
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Yet...i must agree
Eeeyup.
Yes, quite true good sir, quite true.