Nov
3rd
2014
Relief for lavender unicorn syndrome · 3:52pm Nov 3rd, 2014
Are your evil plans to take over the world repeatedly foiled by a lavender unicorn and her frolicsome friends? Do they trouble your dreams of a world crushed under your hoof with strange visions of "friendship" and "harmony"?
Then you, my friend, have lavender unicorn syndrome.
We don't have a cure, but we do have the perfect stress relief for you. This lavender unicorn pinata!
Available now. $25.99. Product may result in sudden character reformation. Additional charge for shipping.
Would you believe "lavender foal syndrome" is a real equine disease?
I'm pretty sure that's the bastard offspring of Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash.
2571637 Upon looking that up, I am suddenly sad.
Well of course there is. You need two of them for shipping.
...usually.
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2571637 there's also something called "lethal white syndrome" that only effects Arabian horses or those with Arabian lineage. I smell a fanfic.
2571715 At least two, unless you want to go through some convoluted process.
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You can't order them both at once. It's got to be a surprise with build-up. You order each one separately and then have them 'accidentally' meet each other at your front door.
Help! I bought one and she started singing to me about the Magic of Friendship and now I don't want to destroy Equestria any more, I just want to make daisy chains and make friends with all the Ponies I meet!
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>implying they're not totes married like in my awesome 256-chapter headcanon spew
I... can't quite fathom the enjoyment of literally beating the stuffing out of a smiling unicorn with a stick.
2571757 Actually, LWS affects paints and LFS affects Arabians. They're both genetic disorders.
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Very sad.
Hang about, I thought "Lavender Unicorn Syndrome" was when a writer used too many descriptive terms in place of character names?
Pretty sure it's in the FAQ Writing Guide.
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"But, then CANDY comes out! CANDY.
C. A. N. D. Y."
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You're in luck then, cause this is clearly an earth pony.
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So it is! Carry on.
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Somehow that makes it all worse.
I would totally hack that thing to pieces to get at the colorful candy stuffed inside. You might want to stand back, though, because I use a battleaxe for pinata busting.
You seem to be suggesting that we beat a dead horse...