New editor

So if you just read the title, then you probably know what's going on. So recently, my editor, fallina, deleted her Twitter account, so I have no way of contacting her about editing my stories.
But good news for some lucky bastard, because now you get to edit my shitty stories. So here are the requirements.

1. You have to be a friend of mine, or at least someone I know well.
and 2. You MUST have almost perfect grammar and spelling. Otherwise, my stories (if they even get saw by the public) will be absolute shit.

So let's see if anyone actually responds to this.

~Silenton