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Dusty the Royal Janitor


Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

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  • 22 weeks
    That Time of the Season Once Again

    Hello all, hope everybody is having a good holiday.

    I'm a bit too hopped up on eggnog right now to really go into depth, but for anybody who remains who cares to hear it, I'll try and have a status update pretty soon.

    Hope everybody is enjoying the season! Merry Christmas~!

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  • 68 weeks
    I found some VINTAGE Brony Meme Stupidity in the back of my closet

    So, no real work done on anything creative right now, my dudes. Still working through my shit. Getting a lot of therapy, but unfortunately the "greater situation" I'm dealing with is both existential, ongoing, and an annoyingly hot topic right now, so it's an uphill battle.

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  • 74 weeks
    Happy Yearly Holiday Update

    Huh. I wonder if anybody still checks this page. I've been pretty dead on this site for a while now.

    Happy Holidays to everybody out there who still finds themselves entranced by stories of technicolor equines. I hope everybody is having a Merry Christmas.

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    8 comments · 221 views
  • 127 weeks
    The Yearly Holiday Janitorial Update

    *peeks in*

    ...Is anybody even still watching this space?

    So, another year has gone by and I'm afraid, once again, I have little to show for it.

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    5 comments · 506 views
  • 179 weeks
    Christmas Wishes, Apologies, and Updates

    Hello, everybody. Long time no... well... anything really.

    It's been exactly one year since I've given anybody here any blog whatsoever, and that was just a quick Christmas gag. It's been even longer since I've actually given anybody any updates on any of my stories or what's going on in my life.

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Dec
2nd
2014

"Applejack the Town Bicycle" · 7:44am Dec 2nd, 2014

So, not very many people pointed it out, but a few readers were confused when I had Diamond Tiara sling this little number at Applebloom in the latest chapter of "Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out!"

“I mean, after all, what are you three?” she asked. “A clumsy pegasus with stunted wings that will never fly, a tone deaf unicorn who can’t do magic, and an inbred, mud pony hick with the town bicycle for a sister!”

Most readers didn't seem to catch it, but a few did and, rightly, asked me what was up with that. I mean, after all, the "town bicycle" suggests "everybody gets a 'ride' from her." Hardly seems a fitting thing to call such a proud, dependable, respectable mare like Applejack, right?

Well, for those that are interested, there is a story behind it. A little piece of headcanon that I've held for a long time, actually, and I've worked it into this story. I wonder, though, now... does anybody want to see it written out? It'd delay the next chapter of SSBD or A:TaRO if I were to write it. Not by much, as it would likely only be a one shot and probably not very long, but does anybody care to see the backstory (as I tell it) behind Diamond's feud with Applebloom? If not, I'll likely just explain it in a blog post sometime. :B

Also, new Search Function! Meh. Nothing was wrong with the old one.

"Related Stories" column! So far haven't seen anything I've really wanted to read in it. Most things in it seem very tangentially related at best.

Total Words/Estimated Reading Time function! ...Sure, rub it in that I'll never finish everything in my favorites/Read Later bookshelves.

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And still no way to tag more than one story at once!

Comments ( 14 )

i noticed it and was wondering why did you put that comment there, so i am now interested on reading this side story you talk about

I'd read this story of yours.

As for the bicycle comment, the only "wha?" I had was whether or not ponies HAVE bicycles.

Otherwise, the comment made sense in the context of the remark.

To be perfectly honest, as a non-English person, I did not even understand the insult... or I might have skimmed through because it's DT being DT, I don't really need to bother with the brat.:rainbowwild:
If you feel like writing, write away. If not, don't force yourself.

I'd read it. I still need to get the rest of your stories too, but I could always read this one too.

I caught it but simply laughed.

I would like to see your headcanon though.

I'd read it.

I love seeing people's headcanon, and I'd definitely like to see an explanation for that comment. I say go for it.

Now that you've pointed it out, I'm very curious. Headcanon dump go!

I figured it was just DT calling Applejack a slut to make Apple Bloom mad.

I assumed it was either Diamond Tiara using an insult she didn't understand the full meaning of, or she was just being hurtful without worrying about the truth (much like how people on the internet might claim to have had sex with someone's mother despite not even knowing who they are or where they live).

I also assumed that the feud originated with Filthy Rich attempting to introduce his daughter to one of their important suppliers, and make her be friends with Applebloom. Diamond being her usual bratty self, that quickly went south and set up the current hatred.

But if there's a reason feel free to share.

As long as it has some justification behind it, I'm willing to read it.

I'd read it. Information is power.

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