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Tarbtano


I came, I saw, I got turned into a Brony. Tumblr link http://xeno-the-sharp-tongue.tumblr.com/

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Feb
4th
2015

The Bridge Update: I blame you shippers, I blame you all · 10:38pm Feb 4th, 2015

Slight change in posting order. Due to a few cases of outspoken individuals, my own mind loving hilarity, and a few pieces of good artwork; I'm doing a Valentine's Day special for The Bridge. I'll be working on it and chapter 20 at the same time so I'll post one soon after the other. I won't be delaying the big Sombra vs. Xenilla & Cadance fight, I'll just be giving you all something to chew on hopefully by the 14th.

Be warned. I am listed as a 'troll creator' on TVtropes. Do not expect anything serious, there will not be a single ounce of seriousness in this entire chapter. :pinkiecrazy:


Tl;dr - Chapter 20's release date will be the same as I have planned it, but another bonus chapter will be published between now and said date.


PS: Don't worry about this derailing the chapter's mood. It's going to be silly on purpose. Once we get back to the main story we'll get right back to two royals and one kaiju trying to paint the town red... with each other's entrails.

Comments ( 49 )

Looking forward to reading it when it's released.

Prepare Fic For Valentines Day Special!
Fasten All Seat Belts! Close All Entrances And Exits! Close All Shops In The Mall! Cancel The Three Ringed Circus! Secure All Animals In The Zoo!

Nice. Something to look forward to on my b-day

There is going to be a lot of torpedoes, FLAK and ship sinking, isn't it?

Godzilla & BD FOR LIVE!

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Bigger than Jutland. Bigger than Iron Bottom Sound. Bigger than Leyte Gulf.

A Valentine's Day special? God help us all XD

Oh goody! This is bound to be interesting. ^_^

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I doubt that it'll have an impact on the overall canon of the story.

Rodan and Applejack for the win!

"Left eye twiching" This ... will be ... :facehoof:!
Sereosly speaking here, the end of the PonyWorld may or may not start on that day!

... I can just see it now, Mare A or B and probably C? fithing for the love of Kaiju D while sed Kaiju has no clue to what is going on.
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Least rest assured I'll be playing it for laughs and keeping it PG

I just thought of the cutest scene ever: Gentle Leaf works up the courage to give Anguirus a Hearts and Hooves card.

2770459 Ok! Let's waite and see what happens next! :pinkiehappy:
"Siting down whit the other readers that are waiting patiently on a chouch "

A valentines day chapter? Part of me is like:

But part of me is thinking/hoping that it'll be like:

This is not a drill. All hands man your battle stations. Prepare for Ship-to-Ship Combat.

Definitely looking forward to this comedic misadventure. :pinkiesmile:
But this concept once again proves that the author is in fact a highly advanced troll who was sent from the future, with the sole purpose of rustling the jimmies of the past.

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The Final Countdown ftw.

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Attention all hands, brace for diabeetus.

Sounds great!

*faceslap* i know this will sound mean to some people here but...shipping is pointless, but hey that's just my honest opinion.

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Your point? Shipping is pointless but FUN! :trollestia: It doesn't need a point! :eeyup: Pony fanfiction has no real point, but there's still over 100k users of FIMfic. :rainbowwild: It's fun! :pinkiecrazy:

2770820 and boring, but hey that's just me, i am not into "who is going to french who tehehe!"

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It can be fun, it can be serious, it can be seen as redundant. All matter of personal opinion and I am sorry if this news upset you. I'll be mostly playing it for laughs.

2770848 it feels derailing to the overall story.

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Neither am I. Those ones are, in all honesty, stupid. I like proper romances or even romcoms if they're not too outragous. Proper books, really. Stories where the author takes time to build the world. Build the ponies, be it Canon start or OC in full. The development of a character, really, is what I'm after, and a good Romance (ship fic has a bad connotation for a good reason) can really give that. Same with a well written adventure or SoL.

Different strokes, for different folks, though, I guess. :rainbowwild: If it's not your cup of tea, I can respect that. I just felt the need to clarify my own position so you don't think I'm just some hopeless idiot shipper. :pinkiesick: Or rather, a shipper for the sake of shipping. Nope, I am not a shipper, but a hopeless romantic. :raritystarry:

2770856 to say the least a sane shipper is better than a troll or a gore lover, or worse a ...well another kind of shipper *shudders*

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And the Halloween Special's hilarity wasn't? Yeesh I'm not going to make a gushy romance novel or clopfic.

A good adventure story doesn't have heavy drama, thick dialogue, and action scenes coming down in an avalanche. Neither series is immune to having a funny moment to enjoy, so I thought to play to that. Full honesty here I intend less to open up the shipping lanes as I do to make an affectionate parody

2770875 do whatever you want, your story not mine (exept doing something really stupid thought)

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Just a holiday special, you can skip it if you want. Right after I'll be posting in about King Sombra and Xenilla trying redecorate the interior of the Crystal Castle with each other's entrails.

2770892 oh, i am not insulting the holiday, i am saying that do not do anthing that might be damaging to the plot.

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Don't fear much. Like the Halloween chapter it'll be mostly just a stand alone feature that has some laughs and a bit of holiday themeing. The Bridge is not a ship fic and I will not make it so. However, some ideas about romance, and its presence can be nice for character building and getting in some honest laughs.

It's not like one funny, more or less One-shot chapter is going to drastically alter the plot.

2770900 I'm really tempted here to make a less than appropriate joke about plots, butts, and storylines.... :trollestia:

Well, I've never taken shipping seriously, I find it pretty hilarious truth be told. So lets make valentines day.....sorry "Hearts and Hooves Day" a big circus production. Lets throw Gigan and Maneiac together, Angarious with Tea Song, possibly Godzilla with Blade Dancer/or maybe Godzilla and Xenilla with Blade Dancer, and finally lets have Iyirs and Monster X together. If possible we can throw a random mare at Xenilla. Think of the funnys!!!
Oh! I just had a thought, Empress Cadance with a bow and a quiver full of heart stone arrows!!!

The only question on my mind is if Gigan-senpai will notice Megalon. :heart:

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You do know they're brothers right? (or least Megalon is convinced to such) XD

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You say that like its a deterrent or something. :rainbowwild:

Bromance is bestmance.

2773026 Here *claws over marbles*, I think you lost a few.

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Oh, hey! I'd been wondering where those went! :pinkiecrazy:

Romantic shennanigans.... this will be good. But I think we need some appropriate theme music:

Because you know it's going to be silly for some parts and this music makes everything fit.

2775807 I have a rubber chicken! Oh....a banana peel that'll definitely be needed. There has to be a slap fight or some sort of short brawl too, considering it has kajiu in it. Let see.....Hey Paws, Gemrick get the chest!
"Got it boss!" Caws out Gemrick. He and Paws have a huge ridicules looking treasure chest between them.
"By Celestia this thing is heavy!", Paws huffs as they bring it foward, finally dropping the ridicules thing in the middle of the room. The then collapse on either side of it. Their heads resting against the sides as they try to catch their breaths.

Now lets see what we've got in here..... Cool its a video scene from a movie called, "Crazy, Stupid, Love"(2011)

We need crazy a mix up like this it be hilarious.

Im quivering trying to think about what your gonna do for the Valentines special. :rainbowderp: One things for sure, its gonna be awesome(as usual for your work dude). :pinkiehappy:

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Good entries everyone but Rick Ashley's most notorious hit shall be the theme song of this special


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Awww thank you :twilightsmile:

2783804 WOOOO I WON SO LOOKING FOWARD TO THIS.... Do you know what this is....SWEET VICTORY

Happy V day. I hope the images of the chapter will be as funny as the ones from the Halloween special.

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They will be XD
Unfortunately the pictures may not be ready on release due to Faith having other projects, but they are coming

2796738 I can wait. After all, this chapter is going to be funny with or without pictures. I can't wait for it.

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