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Feb
14th
2015

Happy Valentine's Day · 11:28am Feb 14th, 2015

It is cold outside and I only got to sleep at 6am so I am currently curled up in my blankets like this:

Good news though, I am pretty sure I'll have the next chapter of BM out by this Monday, it isn't done yet but it will be by tommorrow AND THEN IT WILL BE MY EDITORS' FAULT FOR IT NOT BEING READY BY MONDAY! NOT MINE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meanwhile, I should never talk to JBL while on a coffee high at 7pm because I agree to things before I actually hear him out and come to regret my actions.

[10/02/2015 19:30:11] JBL: I have a challenge for you
[10/02/2015 19:30:20] Galloglasses: sure
[10/02/2015 19:30:27] JBL: ]:)
[10/02/2015 19:30:36] Galloglasses: ...
[10/02/2015 19:30:41] Galloglasses: w-what?
[10/02/2015 19:30:46] JBL: (devil)

Basically there's a certain something being written by a certain someone and a certain Handyman has been drafted to write certain parts because he is a Goddamn idiot who agrees to things ahead of hearing what he is agreeing to and now will probably never forgive himself.

Hey.

Hey JBL

Hey.

Hey Buddy.

That is all, hope you guys have a lovely Valentine's Day while I sit here and uh, fuck I dunno, eat ice cream or something, is that the stereotypical thing single bitter people do according to Americans? I'm not up on my pop culture here, help me out, I forget how to be funny.

Fuck it, I'm gonna go duck hunting with a pellet gun.

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Comments ( 7 )

Nuu Handyman, wut r u doin???

That's how it always starts; you get roped into something you know you shouldn't do. I'm not kidding, people are naturally inclined to gravitate to what is around them unless mental discipline is constantly enforced. We agree to situations in which our moral integrity is compromised were we to say no.

1st time: You reluctantly agree to do something when your other integrities are challenged.
5th time: You agree to do it less reluctantly.
100th time: It's just something you do.

2795345 Lets hope it doesn't escalate that far then.

2795371 You too, stringless man.

Send it to me when it's done, I'll have it ready by Monday, if they don't make me march in the fucking parade. 'Sides, I'm not going to be doing anything other than cuddle and watch horror movies today when muh babes wakes up.

2795980 I'll throw you the link when its done, hope you had a good day with your girl nonetheless man.

2799060 It was great, we got drunk, she made fun of the deaths, and passed out in the middle of the third Saw. Sorry, no wild monkey love.

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