*Sounds of Suffering* · 6:53pm Mar 16th, 2015
Colossal head cold, my nieces are bawling downstairs, my head hurts, everything is spinny and ohGodpleasestopwhhhhhhyyyyyyy.
No chapter today, come back next Monday when I feel a little more human and a little less Druagr with a hangover.
It seems that you have a bad case of hangover. We recommend you rest, drink plenty of water and relax, so that you can once again wake up as fresh and pure as when you hadn't drank the alcohol yet.
2882826 But... I was never fresh and pure.
2882830 oh, but you were once. And when you drank yesterday, you made your body a little less fresh and pure, so once you relax and purify it with water and rest, your as fresh and pure as you were before you drank the first drink yesterday.
2882854 I... you... what?
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This statement is hurting my neural implants.
Also, Druagr with a hangover. Going to be using that one myself.
2882889 well, you implied you had been drinking, so some quiet, relaxing rest and a lot of water should fix that. Even if you're not having Hangover, you should take a day to just lay down and relax, just to gather your energy of inspiration again.
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCKING ALCOHOL OUT OF A BOTTLE LIKE A BABY AT A BREAST YOU WOULDN'T FEEL LIKE SHIT!
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Also, the Fun Nazi strikes once again.
Oh come now, being ill isn't good for your health. You stop that this instant, young man!
DAMNIT HANDY
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
2884831 FUCK IT, HANDY! FUCK THAT COLD WITH BOOZE. IT'S GREEN BEER DAY AND YOU PROMISED US A MONDAY UPDATE.
No, but seriously, I hope you get better.