I was going to make an April Fool's day chapter but · 8:57pm Apr 1st, 2015
I'm in too good a mood to fuck with you guys to do that, so no chapter today.
Yes that also means you guys are missing out on another possible Lyra chapter. Deal. In my case I just got my first job interview in months since my last contract ended. Full time, slightly above minimum wage, in the legal field, pension options, room to move up the ladder (hahahaha, yeah right), I don't have to leave the country and the best part, the absolute best part?
Not an April Fool's joke.
I have to sit a technical test as well as a half hour interview, and if I nail this interview I start the very next day. Sure this means I need to get up at 6 or 7 in the morning and make an hour's worth commute to my place of work but God damnit, its been two years since I got my degree, I'll take what I can fucking get like a man rather than bitch about it.
In other, more relevant news, I am currently loving BM's stats right now. Do you know how long I've been waiting for it to hit 30 dislikes? A long bloody time! Now I have 30 dislikes, 780 likes and 8,510 views! Why am I so excited? I nearly had all of those numbers end in zero! You have no idea how oddly satisfying it is to see something like that, pity I couldn't catch it with the comments number also ending in zero, that would have made my day.
If I ever catch the guy who kept disliking then undisliking the story causing it to fluctuate between 27 and 28 dislike for months. I will sit him down and we shall have words. Lots of words. That has been bugging me.
But its all good, Easter's coming up, always a grand time, this year's St.Patrick's day has been a little less soul destroying than usual. Guys, please, I am all for celebrating other cultures and all but uh, can we at least kept St.Patrick's day as our thing? Because you know, it kinda is. (For those out of the loop, Irish officials seem to have a massive rage-boner to de-emphasise the Irishness of the most Irish holiday ever. Can't for the life of me tell you a reason as to why, though.) May or may not be another military parade, I doubt it though, given the dickless bastards who run Dail Eireann, God knows our Troika overlords wouldn't stand for such an expense on such a trivial thing as national pride. No, lets just install more water meters and continue privatising the water services despite promising not to and nearly inspiring civil unrest with this bullshit the last time they tried it.
Happy times in Ireland.
But that aside its been a good Holy Week thus far, should get the chapter out this coming Monday. Have a good day.
So... we need eight people to comment to make Handy's day perfect. Who's with me?
2933189 LOL Why should we make that guy's day perfect? Fuck that guy.
2933319 Hey, I never said it had to be positive comments.
2933326 Touche, good sir.
Boy, you are so boned now. I think I have a new hobby.
That sounds like 2933319's handiwork to me.
2933617 Silly Orthodox, that's not how you Easter!
2933430 dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6541822/1%20external%20screaming2.png
The comment count is sitting on a zero at the end RIGHT NOW.
DON'T DO THIS TO ME WLAM.
2933698
That's for the Flankfurt. :-P
...alright, it actually wasn't me, but you deserve it anyway.
2933720 i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr289/axlthehedgehog_2008/responses/internal%20screaming/tumblr_mrf6r6gH731s65gxso1_400.gif
2933733 I'm fairly sure that was me, although you will never be able to tell after this blog post because there seem to be several people screwing with your thumbs now.
2934683
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WHY!?
So.... if we fudge with the bar it annoys the author?
Results inconclusive and will require further testing.
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Am I doing it right?
Handy please don't kill me.
*click*
2933645 Heresy, Orthodox best Christinanity. Cath = evil burning western europoors
2934778
The science isn't that dubious and recent research has confirmed a lot of it, but wow, that is hella high. Over here we get 0.4mg of fluorides daily out of everything we eat or drink and our teeth are perfectly fine, so that seems rather excessive. It's not likely to do harm unless it dissociates into hydrofluoric acid, but Fluor is still not an element to fuck around with, speaking as a chemist. That stuff has killed more research chemists than all the radioactive elements in the periodic table taken together.
The more you type angry responses, the more the Thumb Fuckery trend will grow.
2935951 Bit late to the party Usurpy
2935700 Hush you.
2934960 I've got my eye on you son.
2933637 Nah, confirmed not to be JBL fuckery
2936633 Not that time at least. There is no way to know if he has joined the crowd screwing with the rating at this point.
2936633 The club can't even handle me right now.